#kat is yapping

[probablynotkat]

if anything i think being a member of the british aristocracy makes the monsters even scarier idk what gwen’s on

[lesbiansamgoode]

squeezes sarah hart like a rubber chicken

[ifthereisanafterlife]

i just know i’m going to love freshman year harry based on his design alone

[katsuniverse]

i’m kinda obsessed w love island usa and dallas cowboy cheerleaders show on netflix so if anybody wants to chat abt them lemme know… tryna get more active

I can’t believe anisha got cut i love her sm and also why is everybody so mean to jana??? i love her too

[lesbiansamgoode]

i’m really bored rn so here’s lorien legacies as shit me and my friends have said

Nine: Counterpoint: L, ratio, bozo.

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Ella: You motherfricker!

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Nine: I’m going to eat drywall.

Five: Can I have some?

Nine: No, find your own drywall you pleb.

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Six: My wife is cheating on me with a fucking text-to-speech!

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Sam: I play sudoku like a SOPHISTICATED person.

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Nine: Ah yes, because nothing says “I am a normal human and definitely not a space alien” like the name JOHN SMITH.

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John, drinking an espresso for the first time: It’s as dark as my soul… AAAH IT TASTES REALLY BAD

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Six: If Ra just decided to be a stripper instead maybe Lorien would still be alive.

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Agent Walker: Superbeings with their pronouns…

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Sam: I got dice and a visceral need to use them.

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Six at the Paradise High battle: HEY I’VE BEEN STABBED CAN YOU STOP MAKING OUT FOR ONE SECOND AND HELP ME??

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Setrákus Ra: Good evening.

Ella: Bitch.

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John: So, did you meet any girls?

Sam: Fictional or real?

[probablynotkat]

yes rose is absolutely haunting the shit out of the narrative but susan is haunting it just as hard and we need to acknowledge that

[probablynotkat]

gwen bouchard has the same vibes as the kid who tattled on you for bringing a 2DS to school and i love her so much for that

[probablynotkat]

every so often i remember marcy wu exists and the brainrot starts right back up again