Do you think hisoka is an ✨️ass, tits, or leg✨️ man?
ahhh a hxh ask ! quite exciting because i never receive asks about this fandom in general fr 😭😭 but this is a very interesting question
this one also required some thought because hisoka isn't really an easy person to read in terms of these things so the conclusion wasn't obvious buttt after staring at pictures of him for a while i think that hisoka, firstly, is a leg/thigh man. and i think so because i think hisoka is the kind of man to be allured by something that isn't conspicuously sexual like titties that sit real nice (although he definitely can appreciate them) i think that he is drawn to the subtle sensuality of a person's legs or thighs. at first glance there isn't anything arousing about them but ofc this is hisoka morow we're talking about so if he takes an interest in you, anything about you can be arousing to him and it'll only draw him to you more than before.
adding onto this, he often finds himself eyeing you as you walk. the subtlety of your gait, the way your hips sway (whether you're aware of it or not), the way one thigh crosses the other....he'd rather not tear his eyes away from you, and his tongue subconsciously glides across his lips. his narrowed eyes would languidly glide up and down your figure, taking you in completely.
which leads me to my additional point: after legs/thighs, hisoka is most certainly an ass man. like, think this fact was obvious as well😭😭 😭😭 😭😭 certainly not above staring at your ass when you walk, bend over, whatever-- as long as it's in his vision. i don't think he'd break his neck to get a glimpse but if it's in his line of sight he's going to stare. i feel like when given enough time, he'll also "playfully" slap your ass when he walks past you. he likes the way it spills from the gaps in between his fingers when he grabs it <3
