So I learned how my parents met, today.
It was brought up because I told my father he was the greatest because his username on soundcloud was "Supreme Galactic Commander."
And then my mom was like, "Well has he told you about 'CMFIC' yet?" and I was like, "No what does that mean?"
So he went into the story of how my mom was at his own personal company trying to buy them into joining her huge company...I think Hewlett-Packard or something . And so they were all going to have a huge meeting and she asked him what she should put on his place card for the board-room table....and he said,
"Allan Kaminsky, CMFIC."
And then she asked, "What does CMFIC stand for?"
And then he said, "Chief Mother Fucker In Charge."
The next day at the meeting, the card indeed said, "Allan Kaminsky, CMFIC."
And then they got married and I was created.
The End.