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okay so hear me out

There’s this constant trend of villains having pet birds, right? We’ve got Maleficent’s raven, the queen’s raven in Snow White, Shan Yu’s falcon, etc etc etc... But consider:

What on Earth would be more terrifying than finding out your villain had an evil pet bird sidekick that was a fucking goose??!

Those things are Satan spawn!! They’re birds that hiss like snakes!! Have you ever been chased by a goose?! Have you ever stared into one’s beady little eyes and seen your own terrified visage reflected back at you?? Watched it start sprinting towards you, rapidly gaining speed for takeoff?? They have no fear! Give no fucks! THEY HAVE TEETH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! Actual rows of teeth!!!

Idk man all I’m saying is I’d be a hell of a lot more terrified if a villain showed up to my daughter’s birth with a fucking GOOSE parading alongside her, feet slapping on the castle linoleum as it hissed at anyone and everyone who looked at it 

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Treat Yo Self Day: CP edition

((I made this so long ago and forgot to post it, but with Year 4 on the horizon I feel like now is a perfect time))

Ransom: Once a year, Holster and I spend a day treating ourselves.

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Ransom: Hey, question. What do you think about inviting Jack to come along with us tonight?

Holster: What? No! This is our thing!

Ransom: It really seems like he could use a day off! He’s like a really stretched out rubber band that’s about to snap in half.

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Ransom: I really want this jacket, and I like this crystal beetle- but it’s expensive, and there’s no use for it.

Holster: Ransom my dude. *throwing a scarf over his shoulder* Treat Yo Self.

Jack: *looks into the camera*

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Holster: Velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, cashmere turtle. I’m a cashmere velvet candy cane.

Ransom: Treat Yo Self.

Holster: :D

Jack: This is insane.

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Holster: Dude, did you buy anything for yourself today?

Jack: Yeah, I got this pack of socks.

Holster: Plain white socks?! That’s not a treat! Ransom! Get me away from him!

Ransom: Look, this is our version of Treat Yo Self Day. He needs to do his version. Jack, if you could blow big money on one thing- not sock money- what would it be?

Jack: .....

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Jack: *Comes out of the dressing room in full Batman costume*

Holster: Oh my god oh my god oh my god, this is a whole new level of nerd.

Jack: ...You’re right, this is ridiculous-

Holster: Wait, no no no, I mean that in a good way, man! Listen to me. You’re part of the Treat Yo Self team now. If that costume is going to make you happy, you’re going to buy it. You’re going to wear it out of the store. You’re going to treat yourself.

Jack: You know what? You’re right. I’m...I’m going to treat myself. Thanks, you guys...I really needed this....

Holster: .....

Ransom: Uh oh, Batman’s crying-

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Bitty: What are some cute things to call your significant other?

Chowder: Sugar?

Jack: Honey.

Shitty: *casually* Egg.

Lardo: Flour.

Ransom: 1/2 lb butter.

Holster: Stir.

Dex: Pour into a pan-

Nursey: Preset the oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit-

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Tag Game

Tag game!

I was tagged by my bestie @allcountersarehipheight

Tag ten people: that’s,,, so many people,,,

Relationship status: Single!

Favorite color: A nice peachy color or rosey pink!

Three favorite foods: Brownies, burritos, biscuits and gravy (woah they all start with B! Unplanned) 

Song stuck in my head: This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things (Taylor Swift)

Last song I listened to: Illicit Affairs (Taylor Swift)

Last thing I googled: The ages of the Kissing Booth 2 cast :( (some of them are literally in their 30s I’m-)

Time: 12:15 AM

Dream trip: Europe! Spain, specifically <3

Anything I really want: A brownie, now that I’m thinking about them. Oh, and a pair of roller skates!

Your turn! :) @squash1-squash2-squash3 @whatun1verse (a tag for a tag)

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This or That tag!

Rules: bold this or that then tag people! Got tagged by the lovely @whatun1verse :) Thanks, Lex!

hardcover or paperback / rent or buy / reads in silence or reads with music / standalone or series / annotations or pristine pages / ebook or physical copy / dog ears or bookmarks / mismatched series or complete set / cover matters or you don’t judge / lend books or keep them to yourself / enjoys lit classes or despises them / browses shops or orders online / reads reviews or goes in blind / unreturned books or clean library record / rereads or once was enough / fanfic enthusiast or a stickler for canon / deep reader or easily distracted / must read the book before seeing the movie or order doesn’t matter / neat bookshelves or messy bookshelves / skips ahead or resists temptation / reads aloud or in your head / guesses plot twists or never sees them coming

Your turn! @allcountersarehipheight @lily @squash1-squash2-squash3

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A -- Age? 19 oh golly

B -- Birthplace? Lansing, Michigan

C -- Current time? 12:45 am

D -- Drink you last had? Some lukewarm flat root beer (it was very unsatisfying)

E -- Easiest person to talk to? Drew and Sarah, hands down 

F -- Favorite Song? Slow It Down (Lumineers) or Somebody Else(1975) 

G -- Grossest Memory? Probably getting peed on by multiple children last year

H -- Horror Yes or Horror No? Nope nope nope NOPE. Unless it’s The Shining.

I -- In Love? Oh, golly, do I wish

J -- Jealous of people? Ohhhh yes- gift me your artistic skills!

K -- Kind of favorite book/movie? The kind that sticks with me for a while

L -- Love at first sight or should I walk by again? I’m demi lol 

M -- Middle name? Mckenzie 

N -- Number of siblings? 2

O -- One wish? To find The One

P -- Person you called last? My darling Chelle

Q -- Question you’re always asked? “Katelyn with a C or a K?”

R -- Reason to smile? My dogs:)

S -- Song you sang last? Slow It Down (Lumineers)

T -- Time you woke up? Somewhere around 11?

U -- Underwear color? Navy blue and lacy, you nosy alphabet ask

V -- Vacation destination? Anywhere with a beach

W -- Worst habit? Picking at my cuticles/nails when I’m anxious

X -- X-rays? For my wonky hand but it’s nerve damage so the x-ray=useless lol

Y -- Your favorite color? This pale pink type color or a good happy yellow  

Z -- Zodiac sign? Aries 

I was tagged by my darling @squash1-squash2-squash3

I shall tag @peoplesuck-butimnotpeople and @allcountersarehipheight