#katji

[rilakkatie-moved]

so are you and chunji like, at the end of your romantic movie where he just got fed up with you calling him a douchebag asshole fucker and left and you realized, wait, I LOVE HIM. and chased him to the airport and there were tears & stuff, or what?

i'm not even fighting it anymore.

[rilakkatie-moved]

so

one day chunji is doing something stupid and i'm spending my time hating him until i look over and i he's got this stupid look on his face because he's apparently concentrating really hard and he looks really dumb and i want to point out how dumb he looks, but he actually doesn't look that dumb he actually looks kind of cute when he's not, you know, talking and i just sit there and stare at him for a minute and then i'm like holy shit his nose is adorable??? and then i get really confused so i stare at him just as intensely as he's staring at whatever he's working on, maybe he's doing homework because he's a shit or something idk idk idk, but then he looks up and he's like "noona what are you looking at?" and i'm like "shut up! sit still for a minute!" because i'm still trying to figure out how in the fuck a nose is cute??? but of course he never listens whenever i tell him to do anything, so he starts squirming around "noona what are you staring at what are you looking at you're totally enamored by my handsome face aren't you that's what it is isn't i-" and then i shut him up when i stand up, kiss his nose and then run out of the apartment in my slippers, claiming i suddenly remembered i needed to buy something from the store and all i hear is his stupid happy laugh when the door closes behind me.

and then ten minutes later, i'm sitting on a bench outside the convenience store, lamenting because i think my slippers are ruined now, and he sends me a text that says "it's okay, noona, you can kiss my nose all you want~~~!!" and then everyone within a twenty food radius is looking at me funny because i'm kicking my legs and pulling on my hair and making quiet little screaming noises because i hate him so much.

[rilakkatie-moved]

You/Chunji karaoke to Barbie Girl. (You should expect a small bundle of these since you ya know asked for them.)

"I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WOOO~~ORLD, LIFE IS PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC!" Katie is more than a little tipsy, but still functioning well enough to bounce around the room, singing Barbie World as loudly as possible and laughing hysterically when Chunji starts strutting around the room, petting his hair and pulling on his shirt.

"YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME ANYWHE~~EEERE, IMAGINATION, LIFE IS YOUR CREATION~!"

(Bonus: "Wow, this song is terrible." "This song is also my childhood so you can SHUT UP, BARBIE, IT'S TIME TO PARTY, AH AH AH YEAHHH~!")

[rilakkatie-moved]

katji, drunkenly confessing to him that you're only mean to him because you like him :'3

"C'mon, you're drunk, let's get you home," Chunji says, managing to stand Katie up off the sidewalk long enough to maneuver her onto his back before making his way home.

"H-heeyyyy," Katie mutters after quite some time has passed, poking him in the side of the face and waiting until the acknowledges her before speaking again, her words slurred due to the amount of alcohol in her system. "Y-ya kno- hic! - ya know I-I'm onlymeanta youuuu becahz - hic! - becahz ah like youu, riiigh?"

(Bonus: Chunji smiles. "Yeah, I know.")

[rilakkatie-moved]

Katji (cause I ship it), prom!

"Dance with me?" Chunji asks as soon as the sound of some sappy romantic song begins to play over the speakers, standing up and offering his hand to Katie, who's sitting in her floor length ball gown and debating if she wants to put her heels back on when she looks up at him with an eyebrow raised.

"We just danced for half an hour straight," She says, frowning but not stopping him when he reaches down to take her hand without another word and pulls her to her feet, walking her back to the dance floor where various couples are moving slowly in time with the music before pulling her close.

(Bonus: "Yeah, but not like this.")

[rilakkatie-moved]

katji; dope ass supernatural AU

"It was the full moon last night, what do you want from me?!"

"I want to go just one month without having to replace a pair of slippers because you can't find a way to get the fuck out of here or control yourself whenever you go all weredog!" Katie shouts as she slaps Chunji in the head with the ruined slipper in her hand, which he had chewed to pieces the previous night. 

[rilakkatie-moved]

katji, campfire. :3

"You ate all of the chocolate before we even made s'mores, jackass!!"

"Oh... is that what it was for?"

"Ugh, this was the worst idea ever, I'm going home."

[rilakkatie-moved]

katji, he discovers boner jams 2k11

"Noona, what is..... boh-nah-jahmz...?" Katie walks into the living room to find Chunji on her laptop, closely inspecting the playlist in questions in her iTunes, and when he turns to see the look of horror on his face he gets up with her laptop just in time to evade her when she makes a grab for it and play the first song on the list, and then the next, and then the next, and then it all makes sense.

"Noona, are these your sexy songs?"

(Bonus: "And what if they are?" "Well... maybe we should put them to use~" ".......ohmygodshutupgoawayyouaresuchagreasemonkey.")