Strictly Dickly by richhousewife
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Katsuki thinks the “We need to talk.” text should be illegal.
He doesn’t know which law exactly it would be enforced through, but he feels somewhere in the 'Assault with the intent of great bodily harm' family would be fitting. Perhaps emotional distress. Or homicide.
Additionally, not only does Katsuki think it should be a crime against humanity to send such a text, but the fucking asshole behind the screen deserved the goddamn electric chair for sending it not even twenty-four goddamn hours after rejecting Katsuki’s kiss.
╰┈➤ In which Katsuki is gay and doesn't see why what Deku's got in his pants is such a big fucking deal.