#kawaiimerlin

[copsandrobots]

kawaiimerlin replied to your post: Ah. Nothing like your parents calling you fat to...

listen to ur granma she knows The Thing

My grnadma know EVERYTHING. 

[youareillogical]

strawberry-fishcake tagged me

Rule 1: Post the Rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked and make 11 new ones Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post Rule 4: let them know they’ve been tagged

1. Who’s your favorite superhero?

Phil Coulson. Hands down.

2. Chunky peanut butter or creamy peanut butter?

Creamy!

3. Pick your 3 top bias, now marry, fuck, and who’s your brother (because i’m not cruel enough to make you kill one of your biases)

fuckin hell.. Marry: Sebastian Stan  Fuck: Hugh Dancy (threesome with Ben Whishaw????) Brother: Phil Coulson

4. One OTP you just don’t understand.

I can understand a lot of OTPs. ...i just don't like some of them.

5. Favorite tv show right now?

Hannibal. I didn't want to watch it, but Will Graham.

6. Have you seen the korean movie Sunny? It is very good, go watch it.

I'm on it!

7. Are you reading anything good right now?

Not at the moment, but I'm gonna go get The Red Dragon tomorrow.

8. Tell me something you’re embarrassed to like?

Fast food. I feel bad about my love for it, but that doesn't stop me.

9. Chocolate or wine? 

Chocolate!

10. Food or sex?

FUCK YOU. ...both. both is good.

11. Smile or eyes?

Eyes :3

so my questions....

1. What's the dumbest thing that made you laugh recently? 2. What are you watching right now? 3. What's your favourite store? 4. What's your biggest kink? 5. What did you have for dinner? 6. Why do you like your favourite colour? 7. Who are your top five favourite characters? 8. What did you dream about last night? 9. How long do you take in the shower on average? 10. What would you change about yourself? 11. What's the coolest thing about you?

[astrakiseki]

kawaiimerlin started following you

Hi and may god have mercy on you for this.  xD  It's mostly Hannibal and gaming and puns here.  Occasional smut and ponderings as well.

And corgis.

[youareillogical]

kawaiimerlin replied to your post: i wish i could do something cool so people would...

YES YOUCan we can do cool stuff like eating fries and discuss creampied will that makes u cool

i'm stuck between laughing because you're so ridiculous and how crying because you're so sweet

[youareillogical]

i feel like we're twins separated at birth

[catastrophlyn]

kawaiimerlin replied to your post: kawaiimerlin replied to your post: >Increases...

dont entertain. we’re not students anymore :(

Yah sia fuck dat noise go bully some yr 1 poly student or some shit

[catastrophlyn]

kawaiimerlin replied to your post: >Increases rate from $40 to $75 per hour (which is...

fucking “clients" bullshit sia their “can’t afford" excuse. pile of shits

Fucking hell last time I charged them $300 cos I pitied them and thought the event was one of those free entry ones like an event they did before, then I found out they charged $200 for a ticket after confirming the deal. Cb sia. This kind of "client" I don't want keep already at this rate -_-

[youareillogical]

i just called called hugh dancy's nipples "cute little princess titties" and i'm laughi ng so fucjnig hardomfg

somebody put me out of my misery