#kawkins

[grudgedolph]

i have to stop writing hawkins with rizz

[lvmimis]

i'm going with hawkins here because we're the most normal/detailed

he picks up the kid and walks so fast with his stupid long legs and i get on a lime scooter and cancel the reservation because i refuse to just drop off a child with the cops, we need to see through that they end up where they're supposed to and he just follows

i'm getting into electional astrology as of yesterday so we opt in and he draws a spread to predict the outcome/the stranger's intentions while i look at the next two days of transits. this is now a bet we have going between us, the 2k is incidental

one of us goes and tbh and takes a friend? is that an option?

i'm crying not you saying the cops are the stranger danger

i think i'm gonna say earth for you. practical and grounded for the most part even if there are some more esoteric aspects to your persons. there's a natural stubbornness between the two of you and a little bit of friction but neither of you are going anywhere ever. you have existed together since the beginning of time and it'll stay that way.

[grudgedolph]

i have fallen in love with my own oc (hawkins' mother)

[grudgedolph]

my vision for my and hawkins' part of the north blue is ecologically the northern pacific and culturally scotch-irish yet somehow also north atlantic islands which is how i can have both haunting folk music and knitting traditions with the seafood i prefer

[grudgedolph]

most of my contradictory headcanons are sexual and none of it is about labeled identities and i am only talking about basil hawkins

[grudgedolph]

i feel it's the edge of a rabbit hole but sans shipping it looks like every hawkins op tcg card comes out to <15 usd

[grudgedolph]

in the light of day let me show you my three hawkins figures together because the variation is aoiejw;oi

[grudgedolph]

ebay hates my linux using ass i just want him