#kaylanasks

[thornstocutyouwith]

"Let's go party!" (Also Lorelei lol)

Barbie Girl

Kalyan made a face at the woman who just happened to pop into existence just then and demanded to party. He hated ‘mortal gatherings’ they never knew how to party right. Not for his peculiar tastes. Unless she was willing to fuck in a closet or out in public. No drugs or alcohol needed! The half angel smirked “What kind of party are you thinking about. Probably not the same as what I am thinking about.” Turning his head to one side he crossed his arms under his chest and rolled his jaw a moment, before saying something once more “Want to fuck at this party?”

[ask-sassyhomestucks]

Hey Droog, your a pretty cool guy. So do you sass like, "At least I'm not wearing a yellow raincoat that makes me look like a banana." or are you just too chill to sass?