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Kazama x Etsu

General:

· How long will they last? -Um, a looong time? I’d like to think most of my ocs would last a lifetime with their LI.

· How quickly did/will they fall in love? -Love at first sight for Etsu, and I think it would take a few meetings for Kazama to fall for her.

· How was their first kiss? -Either one of these two ways, hot and passionate bc Kazama’s tired of her being oblivious, so he does the dramatic wrist grab, pull in, and *KISS*, OR it would be a super sweet little peck after Etsu admits her feelings for him.

Wedding:

· Who proposed? - Kazama

· Who is the best man/men? -Amagiri ofc. “Amagiri, you’re the best man.” End of discussion after a long sigh from Amagiri.

· Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -Depends on who Etsu’s bff is in that au LOL.

· Who did the most planning? -Etsu would do the deets, Kazama throws the money (bc he’s always rich in any and all the aus.)

· Who stressed the most? -Etsu, hands down.

· How fancy was the ceremony? - HELLA, Kazama doesn’t settle for anything but the best. Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

· Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -Maybe Hijikata, but Etsu would win that argument.

Sex: (OH GEEZ, UM I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO ANSWER ALL OF THESE??)

· Who is on top? - Most likely Chi-sama

· Who is the one to instigate things? -Either or LOL, depends on the mood.

· How healthy is their sex life? - Um, healthy? Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

· How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

· How long do they normally last? -(WHAT)

· Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -Yes…?

· How rough are they in bed? - >.> ?? Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

· How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - A looooooot, Etsu’s a cuddler, and Kazama doesn’t mind No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

· How many children will they have naturally? - Four, probably, gotta keep that Kazama-line going

· How many children will they adopt? -Hmm, maybe none, but Etsu would try to convince him to adpot one or two

· Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -Etsu

· Who is the stricter parent? -Kazama

· Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -both

· Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -Etsu

· Who is the more loved parent? -Etsu, most likely bc she’d be a soft and sweet mom until you pissed her off.

· Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?-both, we know Kazama likes to brag

· Who cried the most at graduation? -Etsu was a sobbing mess

· Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -Both

Cooking:

· Who does the most cooking? - Etsu

· Who is the most picky in their food choice? -Kazama

· Who does the grocery shopping? -Both bc Etsu would drag him grocery shopping

· How often do they bake desserts? -at least once a week bc they both have a big sweet tooth.

· Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -both? I could see them both having steak dinners or salads on dinner dates.

· Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -Kazama bc Etsu tends to cook most of the time

· Who is more likely to suggest going out? -Kazama. (Etsu: but we have to save money!)

· Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? -I think neither, I feel like Kazama would have enough knowledge to not do that…maybe.

Chores:

· Who cleans the room? - both, Etsu will guilt him in cleaning if she’s been doing it too often. (or Kazama hires someone to do it).

· Who is really against chores? -neither, gotta live in a clean space.

· Who cleans up after the pets? -most likely Etsu, but Kazama will do his part too.

· Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -Kazma

· Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -Etsu, hands down.

· Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -Probably Etsu bc she’s more meticulous about cleaning.

Misc:

· Who takes the longer showers/baths? - both, or maybe together.

· Who takes the dog out for a walk? -both, it’s a chance to spend more time together

· How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -often, Etsu loves holidays and Kazama didn’t care for them until he saw how excited she gets over them.

· What are their goals for the relationship? -to have babies LOL

· Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -Kazama

· Who plays the most pranks? -they’d probably be even here, Kazama would love messing with Etsu and she would love to mess with him too.

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