ivelostmyselfsomewhere replied to your photo “The kids behind me are making fart and Ebola jokes. This is what I...”
ivelostmyselfsomewhere replied to your photo “The kids behind me are making fart and Ebola jokes. This is what I...”
The fart jokes totally don't surprise me but ebola does. Getting a few groceries with my nephew earlier half of our conversation was about whether or not some foods he eats makes his farts stink worse than other foods.
Well, the kids earlier had been teasing each other with "EWWW YOU SMELL DO YOU HAVE A SHOWER" because missle school.
uruvielnumenesse replied to your photo “The kids behind me are making fart and Ebola jokes. This is what I...”
Not gonna lie, I thought your selfie belonged to Eva Green.
I had to redo my makeup before going out because my eyeline started migrating to winter soldier territory.
kbdownie replied to your post “Why am I going to a middle school musical that my husband isn’t even...”
Are you punishing yourself for something? It's either that or you're super in love with your husband!
The conversation went like this:
Husband: Do you want to go to the musical with me?
Me: Not really. ....Wait, is this an invitation or a spousal request?
Husband: Please come to the musical with me.
....can't really get out of that. Damn.
bluroux replied to your post “The highlight of this musical so far are the two male teachers who...”
Did you get the "outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend" joke, or the "I once shot an elephant in my pajamas" joke? I'm curious!
It was "THIS LIVER IS THE WURST" while wearing the grouch marx glasses
sweetestpiglet replied to your post “Why am I going to a middle school musical that my husband isn’t even...”
To support the kids who are doing their best in a cast full of kids who don't car.
no no no no, to support my husband, whose students asked him to come, since they had no idea that he was pushed out of doing the musical this year.
missmeggo929 replied to your post “Why am I going to a middle school musical that my husband isn’t even...”
gotta be. damn that marriage contract.
.....i better get the kinky sex for this.