#kcol's bs

[colettenh]

mafia wifies and his naughty wife-to-be assassin parrotx2 do we see the vision? 10 days till that entrance exams yall holy fuck man😩😩😩

[colettenh]

he makes me laugh typa theorrot anddd directorfies ig... what six hours of writing analysis essay does to a man bro

[colettenh]

untwinkifying god au!parrot

if yall notice theo is behind me pressing a gun to my head

[colettenh]

moe

[colettenh]

Oh parrot def lactates and wifies would drink. Him. UP

He'd breed parrot again just to have another supply

yo people have such a way with words bruh❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

lwk feel bad for parrot like wdym your husband suddenly decided to breed you again out of pure cravings for your breast milk.

but wifies sucking HARD on parrot’s nipples to taste every bit of his milk during sex tho👀👀👀👀👀

[colettenh]

On my knees for that mafia wifies x assasin parrot. Plsplsplspls share more

heck yeah im on my knees for hot chick assassin parrot too, i-i-ii--i-i mean new arts might take a whileeeee since im still cramming for exams but i have a few hcs for this toxic tropy tropy that i can share. Parrot - a skilled and well-known assassin, was hired to go on a solo mission to assassinate mafia boss Wifies and after so many miserably failed attempt to kill the target (poisoning, sniping,... due to wifies' absolute security system, or was it?), Parrot decided to follow the idea of trying to seduce Wifies cuz uhh Parrot is ht1 in looking pretty okay... this bird is lwk too sexy to be an assassin but wifies is there to change it 👀👀👀 Parrot would tryna sneak in those underground high-ranking treats and prolly wear dresses (I have a weird liking for parrot in skirts/dresses) that expose skins alot so that he could look more endearing and vulnerable (cuz ofc mafia bosses like to see people in their vulnerable states) in hope of catching wifies' attention and seduce him. This plan turned out somewhat well cuz parrot was successful in capturing the dawg's attention and now that he was being near the target, he had more opportunities to kill him. But well, the thing is that Wifies had known about Parrot's presence and attempts of killing him all along, even before Parrot was hired to slay him cuz Wifies is a professional stalker after all and for long he's been obsessed with parrot... So wifies kinda just played along, observed parrots efforts to get his attention with amusement and enjoyed the moments of being near his pretty but dangerous crush who wanted to end his life. AGHH imagine parrot in a backless dress showing off his pale skins bro wifies wifies wifies do something

[colettenh]

hey diva!! Just came here from AO3! Love your arts and I'm going to go through this whole account in order to find more of that God AU u drew! Take care byeee! (Sorry for any mistakes! English is not my first language (⁠｡⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠).)

hiii!! erm actually i’m running out of ideas for the God au so that’s why there’s no new art for that apparently😔😔😔

But i’m promise that i will not drop the whole God au context any sooner cuz i’m still pretty much very devoted to it😋😋

[colettenh]

hmmm i have never seen anyone who ship planetlord and parrot…

planerot might be the nichest ship ever….