kcolette

She/Her • Boundary Breaker • 🦜⬇️-centric

[colettenh]

untwinkifying god au!parrot

if yall notice theo is behind me pressing a gun to my head

[colettenh]

hmmm i have never seen anyone who ship planetlord and parrot…

planerot might be the nichest ship ever….

[colettenh]

hey diva!! Just came here from AO3! Love your arts and I'm going to go through this whole account in order to find more of that God AU u drew! Take care byeee! (Sorry for any mistakes! English is not my first language (⁠｡⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠).)

hiii!! erm actually i’m running out of ideas for the God au so that’s why there’s no new art for that apparently😔😔😔

But i’m promise that i will not drop the whole God au context any sooner cuz i’m still pretty much very devoted to it😋😋

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

everyone write your top 3 current vocal stims and then tag a few others??? pwease???

I’ll start

“SOMEBODY KEEPS GETTING SPARKLING WATER AND I DONT KNOW WHO”

“tHaNk yOu yOu aRe riGhT”

“who the fuck is ruby?”

@seizesthegay @toastiegotburnt7272 @biteygremlinanon +open tags

[chillingasavoidcat]

was not tagged but feel like sharing

"You'll die :D" (that one house blooper)

"I can't work under these CONDITIONS" (star kid hunger games musical ?)

"[No, she might die because I had the bad luck to spill your fucking] oooo I better not say that..." (again a house blooper)

@axi-the-tapeworm @sunshine-snake @finnslay @rusty-spooooooooon @very-annoying-crow @jannahamma @opal-and-stolas @skeletal-spire-man @solspotted @hexesandwyrmwood @justa-goose @anomymous2 @ellie-star @iridescent-dragonfruit @vox-is-me @queen-of-sapphics @calcium-is-screaming2 @niktokof @venuscrashed14 @rickythegreenbean @wowthatsreallycrazy +open tags!

[wowthatsreallycrazy]

thanks for tagging me!

"HEH???" (Technoblade)

"Chhheeessseeee" (no clue where I picked this up)

"I cannot take this anymore the time has come to GO TO WAR-" (one of my irls vocal stims that is now mine)

@ali3n-th1ng-72 @cmd-shift4 @definitelyregulusblack @belladonnaaddict

[belladonnaaddict]

oh this is a fun one! Thanks for the tag :3 most of mine are songs I fear

”get yourself a pseudoscientific little fiction” - from Sugar Pills

“There’s no sleep for the sick…” - from the Hound and the Fox

”yessir.” - from the Wifies Derapchu and Parrot chained video I think (said by Wifies)

Uhm tags yes those aren’t at all a little scary rn. I’m a bit tired so sorry if I forget someone obvious lol.

@many-larp-characters-in-a-body @lettersonlyplease @extranumber4 @red-act @amnesia-algesia @muddymystic @for3st-dw3ller

[for3st-dw3ller]

Oh uh- sure I can hand over some of mine *sweats*

exCUSE ME?!

Penelope whyyy~ you know I'm too shyyy~ and terrifiedddddd~

It's all yours

Sorry bout the last one- I joined smpfies and have been doing that with a bunch of people bc I found a spyglass...

Anyways- moots.. right- uhhhhhhhhhhh

@parfieskiss @lettersonlyplease that's all I got :c

OPEN TAGS IG-

[parfieskiss]

mine r all like bad tho

1) those who uhhh

2) icl

3) and it’s all over the screen

😬😬😬

yo i’m so sorry

idk who to tag @crimeahead @leocherry3 @colettenh

[colettenh]

1) ouu shii

2) she’s kinda bad tho

3) don’t test my anger buddy (from speed ofc)

yo im crine😭😭😭 @anonymouslillies

[colettenh]

Angeline by Chase Atlantic suits wifrot yandere Parrot au sm…👀👀👀👀👀

[colettenh]

moe

[colettenh]

Oh parrot def lactates and wifies would drink. Him. UP

He'd breed parrot again just to have another supply

yo people have such a way with words bruh❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

lwk feel bad for parrot like wdym your husband suddenly decided to breed you again out of pure cravings for your breast milk.

but wifies sucking HARD on parrot’s nipples to taste every bit of his milk during sex tho👀👀👀👀👀

[colettenh]

wait yall if parrot is pregnant, will he lactate?? or no?

i’m sure if he does wifies will probably fight over his own child for parrots milk

[colettenh]

On my knees for that mafia wifies x assasin parrot. Plsplsplspls share more

heck yeah im on my knees for hot chick assassin parrot too, i-i-ii--i-i mean new arts might take a whileeeee since im still cramming for exams but i have a few hcs for this toxic tropy tropy that i can share. Parrot - a skilled and well-known assassin, was hired to go on a solo mission to assassinate mafia boss Wifies and after so many miserably failed attempt to kill the target (poisoning, sniping,... due to wifies' absolute security system, or was it?), Parrot decided to follow the idea of trying to seduce Wifies cuz uhh Parrot is ht1 in looking pretty okay... this bird is lwk too sexy to be an assassin but wifies is there to change it 👀👀👀 Parrot would tryna sneak in those underground high-ranking treats and prolly wear dresses (I have a weird liking for parrot in skirts/dresses) that expose skins alot so that he could look more endearing and vulnerable (cuz ofc mafia bosses like to see people in their vulnerable states) in hope of catching wifies' attention and seduce him. This plan turned out somewhat well cuz parrot was successful in capturing the dawg's attention and now that he was being near the target, he had more opportunities to kill him. But well, the thing is that Wifies had known about Parrot's presence and attempts of killing him all along, even before Parrot was hired to slay him cuz Wifies is a professional stalker after all and for long he's been obsessed with parrot... So wifies kinda just played along, observed parrots efforts to get his attention with amusement and enjoyed the moments of being near his pretty but dangerous crush who wanted to end his life. AGHH imagine parrot in a backless dress showing off his pale skins bro wifies wifies wifies do something

[colettenh]

mafia wifies and his naughty wife-to-be assassin parrotx2 do we see the vision? 10 days till that entrance exams yall holy fuck man😩😩😩

[colettenh]

he makes me laugh typa theorrot anddd directorfies ig... what six hours of writing analysis essay does to a man bro