Sep 20, 2017
keagan: hello? police? there’s an insanely good-looking man in my house.
keagan: wait a second. cancel that. it’s only my reflection.
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keagan: hello? police? there’s an insanely good-looking man in my house.
keagan: wait a second. cancel that. it’s only my reflection.
keagan: what we need is a diversion. i say reina gets naked.
reina: no.
rhett: i could get naked.
literally everyone: NO!
keagan: i am such an idiot.
georgia: ...
keagan: ...
georgia: if you're waiting for me to disagree, it's gonna be a long night.
rj: i brought reinforcements.
jesse: you brought reina?
rj: um… no, but i brought the next best thing.
keagan: hey.
jesse: keagan? you brought keagan? the next best thing would have been lola!
keagan: normally i’d be offended, but she is freakishly strong.
reina: wow, jesse's sure gotten bigger since last time i saw him.
keagan: you know what else has gotten bigger since last you saw us?
reina: my love for jesus, amen.
keagan: *standing outside jesse’s bedroom* JESSE, WE HAVE TO GO! COME OUT!
jesse: I’M GAY.
keagan: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU.
sawyer: a lot of kids don’t seem to like you, keagan.
keagan: well, that’s because they’re a bunch of bitch ass white boys
sawyer: i hate to break this to you, but you’re also a bitch ass white boy