#keeks thinks

[keeksandgigz]

hello

anyways thinking about eddie and witchy- after he finds out about her powers. there’s an initial shock (will be writing a fic about this soon promise) but afterwards eddie just becomes the horniest mf on the planet.

his girlfriend is a witch?? ofc he’s gonna make her use her magic inappropriately.

“baby do you have a spell to make my dick bigger?” he asks, staring at himself in the mirror.

“eddie, your dick doesn’t need to be any bigger. you would be puncturing my cervix if it was” you interject.

and it’s stuff like that all the time. enchanting a spool rope so that when you’re tied up it tightens on your wrists every time you squirm and struggle.

making you fuck yourself with a dildo while he jerks off and enchanting it so it goes at his pace.

anyways that’s it this is really hot to me bye

[keeksandgigz]

i have a silly stupid thought about eddie learning its new years tradition to wear red underwear and he couldn’t find any red boxers so he’s at the new year’s party fully wearing a women’s lacy red thong

and he looks good in it

[keeksandgigz]

steve talking eddie into going to the gym with him and in like a few months time his biceps and back have become more defined and twice the size they were before and he looks so delectable in those little cutoff muscle tank tops 🫠🫠

[keeksandgigz]

pssst

Eddie is very into the idea of being pretend sacrificed by witchy.

they do like a whole virgin sacrifice role play and he’s about to bust in his pants laying in a pentagram she made out of masking tape on the floor and he bought her a cute dagger she can like play with while she pretends to sacrifice him Jennifer’s body type vibe.

anyways bye that was it

[keeksandgigz]

guys not to be like emo or whatever (this is a bit personal so i sorry pls scroll if u don’t wanna read)

but as someone who grew up not really receiving any attention for the way i looked or anything i really do think that i learned to navigate the world being ashamed of my own vanity.

it just came to me when i saw a really pretty coworker fixing herself in the mirror, like so publicly. i wasn’t aware that it was something i could do. even posting pics of myself here out of fear of not sounding like a pick me i do be kinda feeling a lil guilty that i’m being perceived

anyway rant over eddie munson hot ooga booga amirite