#james patrick march

[carolnotepart1]

Thank god we Evan Peters stans will be fed very well in september!!!

[sweetandsourwithevan]

James Patrick March Returns

Sept 24th

[sweetandsourwithevan]

Are you guys ready to see Evan again🥳?AHS 13,9/24/26 9PM🕰️

[kittyflanders]

James, absolutely dominating my top posts atm

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[teawithevanandtweam]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRwcCSDL/

Ohhh yeah 🤭

now this aesthetic is right up my alley..

[buckygasm]

A pencil stache is always gonna do it for me thank yew very much!

[sweetandsourwithevan]

James Patrick March

[xd3adlyn1ghtsh4d3x]

Headcanon (or maybe a fic?) for James spoiling you while being sick/on your periods?

James when his lover is on her period

۶۟ৎ James tracks your entire cycle on his calendar, so he knows when to start giving you more gifts and when to expect attitude, although he loves a defiant woman, he doesn't like stressing out his darling

۶۟ৎ He has Ms. Evers change the sheets to the finest silk, and if you stain them, they'll be changed in less than an hour, no questions, no shame.

۶۟ৎ he gives the best massages omfg

۶۟ৎ sends Iris out to get your feminine products and snacks

۶۟ৎ if anyone upsets you, he crashes the fuck out, yelling and killing, but if you so much as shed a tear, he's right there to hold you and pet your hair

۶۟ৎ James is just so sweet to you, it makes up for all the murder and carnage

۶۟ৎ If you like online shopping, he gives you his card and lets you go crazy, money doesn't matter to a ghost, after all.

۶۟ৎ If you're like me and sleep a lot, he makes sure the room temperature is perfect, the blankets are soft, and nobody dares to disturb his queens slumber.

۶۟ৎ He also loves going down on you, something about all that blood, and orgasms help with cramps, actually!

۶۟ৎ he has Liz prepare you the best drinks, with some Midol slipped in

۶۟ৎ overall, James is a million-dollar man