So. I hate kids. But I was babysitting so I can get money so I can buy things, so I can make an arc reactor so I can do a Tony Stark cosplay blog. REASONS OKAY?!
ANYWAY.
These kids suck. I hate them. BUT that's okay because they fell asleep early anyway. I seriously had like three or four hours to myself. But I'm a dumb fuck so I didn't know how to work the TV and they hadn't bothered to tell me what the fuck I'm supposed to do with the TV anyway. SO. The kids were sleeping. And then the baby fucker woke up and I just. He was screaming and so I put him in the living room where he proceeded to make a mess of the blocks and shit. I put him to bed after that because FUCK. I needed that living room cleaned, okay?! I was stressed! Dude was crying, I was cleaning... I MADE. THE EYE. OF SAURON. OUT OF. KIDDIE BLOCKS.
I don't even know why. But the room was clean, and I made the Eye of Sauron and I just. What even?
And then I had a lot of feels for my girlfriend and I sent her a really long, weird message about how much I love her and want to kiss her the end.
AND THEN. JESUS FUCK. I don't even know.
I just ate a lot of jelly beans. I started to clean my room. It was a productive day.