#keeper.exe

[dungeonkeeper]

being a gm alone on the roll20 with the tokens like a kid with dolls

[dungeonkeeper]

u are traumatizing ur dnd character. i am traumatizing my dnd character's father.

we are not the same

[dungeonkeeper]

official Player's Handbook(tm): Dragonborn have no tails. Tieflings have normal human skin colors, but also red.

everyone who plays d&d:

[dungeonkeeper]

being in an all lgbt+ dnd group is having to face the reality that half your players want to play a rogue in ur campaign

[dungeonkeeper]

if you didn't bring your own character trauma, don't worry, you will be provided with some

[dungeonkeeper]

me, the gm, playing a cultist npc who keeps getting called names by the party after he surrendered with 1 hp left: i have a name you know!

the party: so what is it

me:

[dungeonkeeper]

the great thing about being a gm/dm is that i no longer make ocs that will never be used

[dungeonkeeper]

just realized mollymauk/lucien is the embodiment of "you have two wolves inside you"