#keepingupwiththeolympians

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The Greek gods plan on going on vacation!

Zeus: Okay guys, where do you want to go for winter break?

Artemis: How about the woods?

Athena: How about we visit Athens? You know? The city I'm named after? *glances at Poseidon* I'm sure my dear people would love to see me once more :)

Poseidon: **scowls**

Hera: Anywhere where the females are unusually ugly and unfertile. We don't need anymore demigods, Zeus.

Dionysus: How about a vineyard?

Hades: Any place cold and dark works for me. Also, don't leave me at the airport this time.

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Zeus and Hera's Anniversary

Hera, to Hestia: It's our 2,000th anniversary! What do you think Zeus will do?

Hera, to Zeus: Good morning, Honey! Do you remember what today is?

Zeus: Monday?

Hera: Today's your anniversary!

Zeus: With whom?

Hera, annoyed: Me, of course!!

Zeus, thinking on the spot: Of course, silly! That's why I've done this for you.