Feb 19, 2018
She goes to the bathroom. I slip some powder into her drink. Bartender noticed.
Bartender: WTF?!?
Me: Shhh...
Bartender: Dude.
Me: *Opening my jacket and exposing my Benefiber* -wink-
Bartender: wtf.
#benefiber#fiber is important#keeps you regular#lol#sorry i was mading lunch and spiking the kid’s food with a tasteless fiber supplement and thinking... man what if guys in bars were helpful#i mean i guess surprise fiber could be creepy but#i dunno it made me laugh in my head#i might delete this later#making not mading lunch#i hope i dont make lunch mad at me#i have large thumbs
