I’m starting to think this whole eagle-pecking-out-my-liver thing isn’t really the source of my problems. I’ve been on YouTube for the last 12 hours and there’s some very convincing micro-influencers out there with some important things to say. Sure they’ve got some wacky opinions on vaccinations, but they seem to understand just how hard it is being subject to the tyranny of big government.
After some soul-searching I think the true conspiracy is Zeus sitting up on his mountain while the rest of us wither in disgrace! I say we band together and storm Olympus on the 6th. Who’s free?
Obviously I can’t physically attend, but will be there in spirit.















