Ruby and Grigor for the ship meme .... science must know who tags cute animal posts
which one tags the other in pictures of cute animals
Ruby is allergic to all things cute. Meanwhile Grigor definitely has more important things to do than compare Ruby to something cute. She wasn’t even cute when they first met!
But barring these. I feel like the answer would be…Ruby! She’d mostly do it to make fun of him or otherwise annoy him without causing too much trouble or stepping away from work.
which one injures themself while trying to impress the other
Ruby. Grigor never tries to impress Ruby.
which one carries the other on their shoulders when they get too tired to walk
It would have to be a very difficult trek for either of them to be too tired to walk. Ruby has more endurance, though Grigor has more physical strength, so I think in the end he’d be the one carrying her, because she wouldn’t be able to lift him long enough to get anywhere.
which one puts pizza rolls in the shopping cart when the other isn’t looking
Honestly? They’re both too snobby for pizza rolls. Ruby might do it for a very quiet, subtle fuck you though, because her acts of rebellion are very passive things and mostly for her own self.
which one sends the other useless fun facts at 3 am
Oh my god, imagine ruby: she’s just gotten done with a client and he’s sleeping next to her and she’s bored and scrolling the internet on her phone (modern au) and finds out something and texts grigor what she learns, after making sure he knows she has nothing better to be doing. And he probably secretly really enjoys it.
which one feeds stray animals
Ruby. Sometimes. Neither of them are nice enough though.
which one sleeps in really weird positions
Grigor, possibly? After working for too long, and struggling to stop thinking, he’s ended up in a weird yet comfortable position.
Ruby just falls down on her bed exhausted. But her vanity won’t let her do anything but make sure she looks very beautiful in her sleep, so she has a v specific sleeping position no matter how uncomfortable it can be.
which one opens all the jars/bottles
Ruby. Because Grigor has better things to do.
which one spontaneously bursts into song for no reason
Definitely Ruby! Not for no reasn, though. She hums whenever she is working and wants to pass the time.
which one buys the other really weird birthday cards
Grigor is the only one who buys cards I think, and he gets Ruby very generic ones. It should be noted, however, that she is the only one in the brothel who gets a card from him, so it’s still significant tbh.
