#kelly two

[dappernerd3]

thy int'rests

Romeo and Juliet hast been seeing each other behind her fiancé; Paris. the po'r guy adores juliet and she goes behind his back to see another man. And he’s a Montegue!

Not only hath their scandalous portance been building up, but they hast already gotten marri'd. Frair Lawrence hath been their accomplice and hath made their wedding official, although few wot of it.