The Verona voice

Thy main checketh in f'r daily happenings in V'rona. Seeth f'r all the news as it happens, hither, on the V'rona voice.

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Capulet and Montague; Tragic Solution

the battleth of capulet and montague hath finally cometh to a tragic endeth. howev'r, the consequence of this ending hath wip'd a black screen of mourning across the faceth of v'rona. the most beautiful tragedy of romeo and juliet, lov'rs not meant to be. early this m'rning juliet is discov'r'd dead in h'r b'd cubiculos, on the day of h'r wedding. the celebration yarely blacken'd into a fun'ral. only lat'r we discovereth that juliet hadn't really been dead, but then she really was, killing h'r self aft'r seeing romeo, h'r lov'r, h'r soul mateth, and paris, h'r fiance, both dead. frair lawrence graciously fills in all details and takes blame. but i doeth not blame anyone but, the parents. if it w'ren't f'r the feud, wouldst romeo an juliet hast been so secretive with their loveth? wouldst they hast felt so afraid to the pointeth whence they tri'd to fake deaths and runeth aroint from each oth'r? 'twas the feud that feul'd this h'rrible tradegy, fill'd twith the los of many lov'd ones. togeth'r, and the helpeth of the prince esculus, they deic'd that the feud was h'reby o'er, the deaths of their son and daught'r snapping them into realizations of the amount of grief their feud hath caus'd.

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The Marriage of Juliet

sir capulet and his jointress hast announc'd the joining of juliet, their daught'r, and counteth paris in feather-bed. the two wast spott'd togeth'r chatting at the capulet ball lasteth week. an arrang'd feather-bed? i knoweth 'tis customary, but it seems that juliet pref'rs to marryeth f'r loveth. . . seeing as we can only assume she was kissing the objecteth of h'r affections lat'r that night, romeo montague. due to tybalts death, the capulets hast push'd the feather-bed clos'r as to keepeth young juliet happy; to distract h'r from h'r grief. h'r po'r, belov'd cousin, hath been slaught'r'd by some pretty sirrah is sir capulet right to pusheth the wedding?

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the death of two

tuesday evening, the city endur'd yet anoth'r capulet-montague brawl. the outcome, was deadly. tybalt capulet and public p'rsonality, m'rcutio, hast pass'd aroint. prince esculus made a statement, clearing up questioning and summarizing the nonce. apparently, tybalt approach'd romeo with vicious intent. m'rcutio, deciding to fighteth f'r his cater-cousin, di'd by tybalt's bodkin. romeo then actedeth on his reckless, but und'rstandable feelings of grief and struck tybalt. anon, both tybalt and m'rcutio lieth in the dirt. it all seems redundant. these two families feud f'r years, yea at the expense of lives being taken. the montagues and the capulets needeth to becometh modeleth citizens. matching their p'rsonalities to their wealth is the only way they can grant the city of v'rona any peace. i hopeth i am not speaking only f'r myself when i sayeth, v'rona is tir'd of their drama.

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Romeo; Husband 'r Hoe?

he's mazzard ov'r heals f'r the lady rosaline, to the point whence he can't stand the thought of being aroint from her. he goes into a depression, his heart cannot be aid'd when he's aroint from his dear, precious, true love! until he lays eyes on juliet capulet, that is. anon helplessly in love with juliet, rosaline long forgotten, he anon yearns f'r this girls heart. he hath exchang'd yea one hundr'd words with her! in mine personal opinion, i think that romeo montague needs to mature 'ere considering any type of commitment. his portance hath taint'd his family name, with the hue of a naive, naughty sirrah. wherefore juliet insists on wasting her time on a sirrah who literally switch'd his affections bas'd on looks in a split second is beyond me. what doth thou think of romeo's naive and selfish actions of attraction?

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Recent Events Lead to More Deaths, an Uncovered Plan, and the End of a Long Vendetta

While the feud between the Capulets and Montagues may be over, the way it end’d is far from pretty. Last night, within the Capulet tomb, a duel erupt’d between Count Paris, the groom-to-be of the late Juliet Capulet, and Romeo Montague, who was originally banish’d from verona. The brawl saw romeo as the victor. With a vile of poison in hand, he went to juliet’s tomb, whence he kill’d himself with said poison. After examining the scene, and after an explanation from the Friar Lawrence, who was to w’d Juliet and Paris, Juliet was found to hast stabb’d herself after finding romeo dead. ‘Twas discover’d lief after what Lawrence’s plans wast. Juliet was to take a potion in order to fake her death (which was successful) and meet up with romeo after waking up from her slumber. but the plan had failed, and result’d in the bloody aftermath. On the bright side, after all these deaths, enwheeling the one of Romeo’s mother, the two families mend’d ties and vow’d to nev'r quarrel again.

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Verona Gardens anon openeth f'r the public.

Cometh to these brand new gardens showcasing all varieties of flow'rs from all around the earth (but mostly europe). For all ages, orders, and all classifications in between.

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Juliet Capulet Found Dead In Room

Keeping a constant theme in this hither humble production, another story comes to us relat’d to the Capulets. This time, recent events hast taken the life of the daughter of the capulet family, Juliet. Some time during the evening, the girl was found dead in her bedroom due to unknown causes. Her plann’d wedding date will anon be her memorial service. We at verona voice give our condolences to the Capulets, and to Juliet’s groom, Count Paris

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cooks, bakers, and musicians, come hither!

sir capulet weds his daught'r to the kinsman paris, and so he needs only the most talent'd cooks and bak'rs so cometh a createth a feast f'r this joyous nonce! we needeth musucians to playeth us a melody to matcheth the tone as such!

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Francesco Smithing Anon S'rving Bodkins

With all the chaos on the streets of Verona, thou couldst useth f'r some extra protection against it. Francesco Smithing is anon off'ring the tools to meeteth thy self defense needs.

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Mortal Arbitrament in Streets Finds Two Dead

About two days ago, the feud between the Capulet and Montague families flar'd up in a large riot between members of both families and the citizens of verona. Once again, another brawl sparked, this time resulting in the death of two important figures in the feud: Mercutio, a relative of Prince Escalus, and Tybalt, a member of the Capulet family. According to witnesses, the mortal arbitrament start'd with Tybalt and Mercutio trading insults while tybalt was searching f'r Romeo, the son of the mazzard of the Montague clan. After many insults between the two, the fatal brawl began. Witnesses say that Romeo attempt'd to stop the brawl, but failed, resulting in the death of Mercutio. In retaliation, Romeo then kill'd Tybalt. Because of the circumstances of the deaths, instead of the usual death penalty f'r Romeo, he was only banish'd to Mantua, with the prince claiming that "mercy but murders, pardoning those that kill. "

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meiny of verona

we asketh f'r volunte'rs to helpeth us cleaneth up the bloodsh'd that hath stain'd our beautiful streets. thou will be off'r'd food and drinketh f'r thy gen'rous and kind s'rvices.

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thy int’rests

Juliet hath lost all will to live after her belov'd Romeo left Verona. But not all is lost, as she can still lead a good, long life, with children and a loving husband. Howev'r she didn’t want this, she want'd Romeo! so she talk'd to Friar Lawrence and made a plan to fake her death to be with Romeo again.

This wasn’t the brightest idea. the messenger that was sent to betoken Romeo the plan, didn’t get thither, so when the news spread, of Juliet’s “death” he really thought she was dead. This lead to romeo killing himself and Paris at Juliet’s grave to see her again, and then Juliet kill'd herself.

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thy int'rests

Romeo hath been convict'd of revenge murder! Romeo Montegue murder'd Juliet’s cousin Tibalt in a dual. Although both of them fought with killing intent, one still lost his life and the other was forc'd to deal with the consequences. It hath been clearly stat'd by the prince of Verona, that anyone who fights in the streets will be execut’d.

And not only did they mortal arbitrament, but Tibalt kill'd Mercucio (the cousin of the prince himself) and f'r that, thither would be hell to pay. Romeo was lucky that the prince didn’t want anymore bloodsh'd. So he let Romeo off easy and banish'd him from Verona. But luckily with romeo out of the way, Juliet can marry paris and live happily ev'r after.

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thy int'rests

Romeo and Juliet hast been seeing each other behind her fiancé; Paris. the po'r guy adores juliet and she goes behind his back to see another man. And he’s a Montegue!

Not only hath their scandalous portance been building up, but they hast already gotten marri'd. Frair Lawrence hath been their accomplice and hath made their wedding official, although few wot of it.

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pleaseth mourneth romeo

belov'd son of the montagues, di'd a h'rrible suicide. aft'r believing that his lovely jointress, juliet had died, he yarely follow'd h'r with the consumption of poison. he couldst not bareth to parteth withe h'r.

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please mourn paris

handsome, wealthy and kinsman to the prince, he died at the young age of 25. he was to marry Juliet Capulet, but was not able to due to her death. He was found dead in the capulets family tomb, along with Juliet and Romeo.

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please mourn juliet

Died at the too-young-age of 14, she was the daughter of the Dear Capulets. She was to be married to the young Paris, but died a terrible suicide. it seemed she was married to the banished romeo, having faked her death the first time.