Jul 7, 2014
Pete: A Pirate's Tale
There once was a pirate named Pees-A-Lot Pete,
Who thought peeing through a porthole was really quite neat,
Then along came a storm,
Which was always the norm,
When a shark decided to eat-
...It...
So now he's the mate we call Pointless Pete
Though he has both his hands, and both of his feet,
He'll tell you this warner,
"Use the Pirate Pee Corner!"
Because no one likes a wee wooden peg in their sheets.