#kelseyswell

[youaremypatronus]

ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS I LOVE YOU

I SHALL ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS TOO!!!! (I was on anon because i was on my ipod and was too lazy to log in :D)

1. What’s your favorite candle scent?

never been a fan of scented candles so um… anything but cinnamon

2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?

natalie portman or anna kendrick

3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?

tom hiddleston or benedict cumberbatch

like do u have any idea how much power i’d have

4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married?

dead

5. Do you know a hoarder?

i know a borderline hoarder 

6. Can you do a split?

good question i never tried

update: i just tried and that’s a no. definitely a no.

7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?

umm… i was… 8? 7? i have no idea

8. How many oceans have you swam in?

i think i’ve only ever been in the gulf

9. How many countries have you been to?

four

10. Is anyone in your family in the army?

my uncle used to be

when i was young i thought my dad was in the army because he owned a lot of army jackets and guns but then i found out my uncle gave army stuff to my dad and my dad also really likes guns

11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?

i dont plan on having a child but i’d name the daughter Raychelle or something

12. What would you name your son if you had one?

Alexander

13. What’s the worst grade you got on a test?

i’m sure i failed a test before or at least got a D (which is more than i can say about my sex life hAHA)

14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?

hey arnold, catdog, code lyoko

15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?

i have no clue

but my sister dressed up like a pumpkin one year and these old neighbors thought she was an apple

16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?

yup. i’ve read all of them!

17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?

definitely british

18. Did your mother go to college?

yup she did

19. Are your grandparents still married?

yeah i think they’re technically all still married but ya know, 3 of 4 are deceased

20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?

no but i have taken taekwondo lessons

21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?

when i think kermit i think of youtube jenna mourey’s dog

22. What’s the first amusement park you’ve been to?

umm… universal studios i guess

23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?

chinese or german

24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?

grey

25. Is your father bald?

nope

26. Do you know triplets?

nope

27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?

titanic

28. Have you ever had Indian food?

i dont think so

29. What’s the name of your favorite restaurant?

does hungry howie’s count as a restaurant

30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?

yeah 

31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)?

my parents do but not me

32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?

victor

33. If you have a nickname, what is it?

asian, chain smoker

34. Who’s your favorite person in the world?

me 

35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?

suburbs i guess

36. Can you whistle?

not very well

37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?

nope

38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?

sometimes because breakfast is like, so early and sometimes i’m not up for “breakfast”

39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?

yeah i’m hella sick rn so i’ve got antibiotics and cough suppressant

40. What medical conditions do you have?

scoliosis (well thats technically fixed now), chronic headaches/migraines, depression, anxiety

the fun stuff ya know

41. How many times have you been to the hospital?

actually staying in the hospital, like 3 times

visiting, like 2 times

42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?

yes

43. Where do you buy your jeans?

i dont

44. What’s the last compliment you got?

no clue

45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?

not always

46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?

i dont like tea much sorry

47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?

i mean, i own plenty of shoes. the real question is how many do i wear/fit into.

48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?

whatever their little peasant hearts desire

49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real?

i dont know if i ever believed in santa

50. Why do you have a tumblr?

because it’s hilarious and has pretty pictures and art and gifs and it can be informative

[youaremypatronus]

ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS I LOVE YOU

1. First thing you wash in the shower?

My arms

2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?

Coffee, but even then,  I don’t drink much coffee

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

what kiss

4. Do you plan outfits?

nope

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?

mildly tired but in the mood for a tv show

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?

christmas lights

7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?

i’d be concerned

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?

umm…

i actually dont remember

because if i do remember a dream, then i’ll prob forget it within 24 hours unless i think about it often

and a lot of times i dont remember my dreams

9. Three of your current feelings?

midly tired

kinda exhausted

a little pooped out

10. What are you craving right now?

salt & vinegar chips

11. Turn ons?

nice arms, nice voice, nice hair

12. Turn offs?

douchebag, overly cocky, rude, etc.

13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

"NOT MY CABBAGES!!!!" (in other words, avatar: the last airbender)

14. When was the last time you cried? Why?

few days ago because i reread the last pages of the fault in our stars

15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?

idk wonder woman would be cool or the fire guy from xmen

i know who my fave superheroes are but not sure who i’d wanna be

16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?

nope

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?

lick the ice cream, bite the ice cream cone

18. Favorite movie ever?

v for vendetta, beetlejuice, pan’s labyrinth

19. Do you like yourself?

i’m pretty awesome

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?

YES

21. Could you handle being in the military?

lol nope i’d be kicked out so fast

22. What are you listening to right now?

my friend’s laptop

23. How many countries have you visited?

3, i think

24. Are your parents strict?

dad is a’ight, mom hella yeah

25. Would you go sky diving?

only if a friend went with me

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?

sure why not

27. Whats on your mind right now?

answering these questions

28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?

not right now

29. Have you ever been in a castle?

i dont think so

30. Do you rent movies often?

nope

31. Whats your zodiac sign?

pisces

32. When was the last time you had sex?

lol never

33. Name five facts about yourself.

i’m asian

i’m 20

i’m wearing penguin pajamas

i’m at my friend’s home

i’m typing on a laptop

34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?

no, i wouldnt have considered anything in my life a “near death experience”

35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?

in some sense

36. Brown or white eggs?

never had brown eggs soooo white eggs

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?

yes

38. Ever been on a train?

A TRAIN A TRAIN A TRAIN

yes i’ve been on a train

39. Ever been in love?

no

40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?

how “haunted” is the house? can i bring friend(s)? am i getting $1 million in cash or gift cards or what? define “spend the night” like is this from 6pm to 6am or what? how many hours is this “night”? am i allowed to bring stuff?

basically, i probably would spend the night

41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?

hmm… would this be like freaky friday trading places so they’d be in my body?

idk i feel like that’d be very strange

probably a guy just so i’d know what it’d feel like to be a dude for a day

42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to becopme more attractive, would you do it?

see, how attractive would i become? if i cut my life down by 10 years then i could be dying tomorrow sooooo probs no

43. Whom do you admire and why?

i admire many people bc of many reasons

44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?

hahahahAHAHAHAHAH i was a deprived child and didnt have bedtime stories read to me or any childhood-y things like that

45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?

ask her where in the building the baby was located, attempt to fetch the baby

if success: ask her why the fuck she didnt just go get her stupid baby herself

if failed: kamikaze out the window

46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?

no bc idk what they’ll like

47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?

i had some wine cooler the night before my final exam

it was fun bc my friends & i were really hyper and play this volleyball/the-ground-is-lava type of game which always makes us extra hyper

we weren’t drunk or anything but it was just fun times while mildly under the influence

48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?

my mom’s friend made a bunch of mixed drinks for me to try and then when my mom & the friend went outside to unload the car or something

i threw up (in the toilet of course)

50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?

i’d probably call out and sit next to the suitcase til someone came back

51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?

yes i’d still hang out with them

52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?

lol no

53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?

100

54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?

sorta kinda not really like it’d be interesting if they did exist but at the same time a little frightening

out of those 3, i believe in ghosts the most

55. If you could live forever, would you want to?

weeeelll yes and no

yes bc i’m terrified of death

no bc i’d have to watch everyone i love die or move on and i’d be 5ever alone, etc

56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?

i’m actually not sure

57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?

probs the time of jesus or a little after that

58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?

honestly i might

59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?

ugh only if i could choose who would help me and stuff

60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?

no bc i dont want kids

61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?

if i chose wealthy, how much longer do i have to live???