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Kenny x slice ketchup

Kenny was out with Stan, Kyle, and Clyde for a double date picnic at the park. It was a good day for South Park, it was sunny and warm which mean all the kids were in more summery clothes for the day.

They all sat on the blanket eating their usual things, by now everyone was used to Clyde eating mayo with everything, so nobody was surprised that he had brought a mayo and peanut butter sandwiches to the picnic, even though Stan and Kyle vowed to not touch the sandwiches. They had their soy sauce and teriyaki sauce to deal with.

Kenny pulls out what he brought to the nice lunch, a bunch of red slices. They were all singularly wrapped and Kenny popped one in his mouth. “Oh, you bought fruit roll-ups?” Clyde, Kenny’s longtime lover asks, taking one of the red slices, dipping it in his mayo and taking a bite. “That’s not fruit…”

“Well tomato is a fruit Clyde but it’s not a fruit roll-up,” Kenny responds.

Clyde looks at him and takes another bite with no mayo, “Is this a ketchup?”

Kenny nods, “Yes isn’t it good?” Clyde nods, Kenny dips the ketchup slice into the mayo and puts it in his mouth then kisses Clyde, both boys taste the mix of ketchup and mayo, fry sauce was a big thing that Gary Harrison brought from Utah. Neither of the boys has had it like this though.

They indulged in the kiss together, Stan and Kyle just watched, not too concerned as they have done this with their teriyaki and soy sauce but it was still kind of weird to watch as the two made weird noises as they kiss.

The two pull back and Clyde has a huge grin on his face, a string spit of pink mayo (the ketchup didn’t melt enough for it to be a mix) forms from their mouths together. Kenny was glad that he brought the ketchup slices to this picnic.