Man, it was just way too easy to sneak up on Kaneki. He was always too engrossed in his own thoughts to notice, say, his best friend Hide sneak up right behind him. Not until Hide wanted Kaneki to, of course. Hide snickered before whispering in the creepiest old lady voice he could come up with, "Ooh it's that hooligan Kaneki Ken at it again, reading dirty magazines behind those books. Tsk tsk."













