#kenkashi

[strawberrystepmom]

i need yall to know that i have won today because i also got THIS from @54prowl and i just wanted to show it off aldjflaksjflaskjdflaskjdfasdfjkasdf thank u my wowlie

he's just along for the ride my pookie schmookie baby

[strawberrystepmom]

no time like today to share my beloved treasured @ruiaes commission 🤧

[strawberrystepmom]

Kendall!! 💖 I hope you're having the best day~ Can I ask twix for Kakashi, and skittles for a meow meow mansion resident of your choice? 💕

~ @lovelucilfer

thank u for asking my chels bee <33333

twix - in what ways do you complement each other?

no joke, most of them. our temperaments are very similar. we both know when to lock in and take shit seriously but love to just Exist most of all. we are both witty and love very very hard and want a place to put it all. he lets me dream and reminds me he’s back on earth when I’m ready to join him and i let him be grounded but remind him it’s okay to let whimsy win on occasion.

skittles - what color reminds you of the other?

jotaro reminds me of seafoam green. it’s the same color of the waters he loves so much and his eyes. it’s impossible not to think of him every time my screensaver at work is somewhere in the tropics LMAO

[strawberrystepmom]

𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓?

the entire world is abuzz with news of the exclusive, invitation only BLR Gala hosted by none other than Mara Wintour (@margumis). it’s sure to be the event of the season and we have an exclusive scoop on one of the attendees - and her date!

rumor has it a certain fruit associated mother is going to be stepping out with her longtime love Kakashi Hatake! gossip has swirled about the pair for years but they’ve kept tight lipped (in his case, covered lipped) regarding their relationship. never outright denials but always careful with their words. suspicious!

salacious pictures of the two leaked earlier this year but mum has been the word since, her publicist asking for privacy after the release of such intimate imagery. don’t forget we have eyes and ears everywhere!

all that aside, we have scoop we feel confirms it: posts from her and his stylists. interesting they’d let this info leak so close to the big night.

looks like a matched pair to us, no? loving that custom mask even though it may mean we won’t see a red carpet kiss to seal the event!

can’t wait to see if these stars will blaze brightly or burn out. we’ll be reporting all the best scoops directly from the event live so don’t forget to check for updates.

xo

[strawberrystepmom]

kendalllll tell me about your first date with any of your favs 🎤

CARINA!!! <333 thank you so much for asking ue ue ue and thank u for stopping by. i hope you are having a great thursday.

i always think about how silly kakashi and i's first date was bc we just...did not realize it was a date until the end lmao the context of my main canon au self ship with him is that i am recording his reign has hokage and basically writing an autobiography for him and fall in love in the process because i am not god's strongest soldier

alas, we spend A LOT of time together. A LOT. i'm in the hokage's office every single day into the night working with him and one afternoon he's like "let's go work somewhere nice for once" and we have a little picnic in a secluded spot just a little outside of konoha and it isn't until we are on our way back after spending hours out there that we're like "uh...was that a date? did we just go on a date?"

[strawberrystepmom]

KENDY!!! for any member(s) of the meow meow mansion of your choosing:

i wanna know the most boring thing about them. do they like to watch paint dry? do they think bland foods are tasty? is their favorite color beige? what makes them boring? 🎤

love u 💜

im crying this is such a good question. THANK U for asking and love u too <33333

honestly, i think everyone would be surprised by just *how* domesticated and boring they become once they're in my hands. kakashi was already prone to chilling before me and now that im like chill as much as you want he will truly just sit there and read newspapers all day. our newspaper, the paper from three counties over, international newspapers. he's like "did you know a new restaurant that's opening four states over's owner was accused of money laundering at his last restaurant?" like no i didn't but i'm sure you're on the case sherlock holmes. thank you.

also my picky eater is grimmjow and he's like unbearably picky. his entire plate needs to be beige and one time i caught him sprinkling sugar and not salt on it. it's a whole thing

[strawberrystepmom]

what's your favorite scar on president boyfriend's body

from years of using chidori - kakashi has lichtenberg figures up his right arm. the wrap from his hand, crossing his forearm, bicep, and shoulder. he hates them - it's why he prefers to wear longer sleeves at all times if possible as an adult.

the scar reminds him of times when he succeeded but most of all, the times when he failed. he bears a permanent mark on his body as a reminder of what happened to rin. his eyes reflexively shut every time he has to gaze at it in the mirror, assuming it's better to be blind than to face his failures.

but. i like it. sure, it's a hard reminder of what has happened but it's also a beautiful reminder of the effort he put in with his very own hands and heart and strength to make konoha better and safer and the place that it is now. he sacrificed so much.

i like to trace it with my finger, each path and trail and line. it tickles when i do it but he sits patiently and lets me get my fill, following the figure all the way up his arm and over his shoulder and i always give him a kiss when i'm done. comfort and reverence and understanding all in one.

he also lets me doodle sometimes. little ball point pen flowers drawn springing to life across the unnatural vine that crosses his arm. makes him feel a little bit better to look at it in the mirror, daisies and lillies and sometimes bluebell (or at least my version of them) dotting his skin and hanging from his failures.

flowers grow from decay, he supposes.

[strawberrystepmom]

i need to know how do ur self ships react to ur real housewives viewing 😭😭😭

hi baby!!!!! well first of all let me preface this by saying that everyone of them is a GOSSIP and they love drama. so that’s always a good place to start.

kakashi bitches when we sit down to watch it just like ugh i don’t know why you watch this stuff yet he’s well aware that erin had a sponcon vow renewal while wearing a tacky ill fitting dress and refusing to feed her guests for the fourth event in a row! like!!!!!! he gives his opinions freely and acts like they’re under the guise of being annoyed but he’s there with his head in my lap watching it every week.

satoru loves it. if he’s not home we watch and facetime together so we can live react to the fuckery. wants to be on the show as a real housewife, wonders who he needs to talk to.

natsuo is one of the girls on rh nights and he keeps up with all the storylines so he can be included in all the convo lmao