#kennabuchananxo

[nick--mitchell]

text ✉ kens

Nick: So. My flight is tomorrow, so we can't have Nick - Kenna time no more, which is a real shame.

Nick: Therefore, when I come back I want my right to a date.

Nick: And see how this is not even a question? Which means I'm not giving you a choice.

Nick: This is more of a reminder, in a way.

[nick--mitchell]

“You know I thought about coming up here naked but people would call the police and Howard would definitely not let me in. Are you naked? You better be or I’m leaving right now...” Nick spoke out loud once inside of the house and the door had been closed, walking inside to the living room where he guessed she’d be as he gave a false threat. “Also... we’re not going to continue that conversation, right?”

[viktoriya-dragov]

☆☃✉

 ☆ for a drunken voicemail

“Kenna!  Ken-na.  I’m drunk.  Obviously.  Obviously is such a weird word, don’t you think?  Like who came up with it?  Who even decides which words get to be a word and which ones don’t count?  All words should be created equal.  But back to my original point. I’m drunk.  As a duck.  And I can’t find my car.  Or the keys to my car.  Can you pick me up? Or send a cab after me?  Wait.  Never mind.  I have the cab service on speed dial. Byeee.”

☃ for a holiday-centric voicemail 

“It’s the Eve of Christmas Eve and since I’ll be spending the next two days alone, I would like to celebrate Christmas Eve Eve with the people I like, so bring yourself to my club and anyone you want to drag with you to my club for some pre-holiday drinks so I don’t feel too freaking depressed over the holidays, kay thank you.” 

✉ for a ‘BIG NEWS’ voicemail 

“I have big news.  I’m getting married,” she laughed.  “No, but seriously, I do have big news.  I’M GOING TO THAILAND.  It only took me twenty years to save up what I needed for the trip, but I finally did it.  And oh, if you’re wondering why I’m telling you this, it’s because I’m dragging you with me.  So call me back so we can go over deets, okay?” 

[jfcjohanna-blog]

♘ღ☽⊙♣

♘ for a questioning text

【Text】: Come on, you can get sick from my cooking. I am a good cook. Right??? Right???? 

【Text】: I didn’t give you salmonella did I?!?!?!?!?!

【Text】: KEN, ARE YOU DEAD?!?!?!?!

ღ for a friend-crush text

【Text】: Honestly Ken, you are so great, man. Like, how do you do that thing with your face and your personality?! I feel like… If I could I would marry you and live together forever and we can eat and drink and smoke and be awesome. I can be your boyfriend but like, without the sex. What do you think?

☽ for a sleepy text

【Text】: It’s 4 a.m. I’ve been watching Netflix all night because I can’t sleep. 

【Text】: Can I call you for a lullaby? I haven’t heard one in a while…

⊙ for a reaction to your muse’s nudes text

【Text】: Dude, what the fuck?!?! I wasn’t planning on seeing your boobs today, you know?

【Text】: Not complaining of course, you have great boobs… if I pretend on being someone else can you keep them coming? 😜 jk don’t do that. Great boobs though, I’m proud.

♣ for a bitching text

【Text】: You are so fucking hard to read Kenna! Look I get it feelings are a no-no for you and I wish I could be that good at avoiding mine, but it’s not a bad thing to actually talk like friends every once in a while you know? Yeah we have fun and all and I love that but come on, can’t you tell me when you are sad or hurt or anything and let me help you? You are not a fucking robot!

[garrettalves]

♘☽✂ $

♘ for a questioning text

Garrett: Do you think Ruby Rose knew that she was going to fuck me up when she joined OITNB?

☽ for a sleepy text

Garrett: Your dog is really fucking cute.Garrett: I don’t know why I said that shit.

✂ for a catty text

Garrett: I’m going to film you tripping over something and send it to that person that put together that 13 minute video so they have more to add.

$ for a lying text

Garrett: You’re really fucking annoying. Just please shut up.

[dammitwells]

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√ for a long-winded confession text 

[text] kenna do you ever realize your nickname is the same name as that guy that dates barbie? because whenever i call you ken, that’s who i’m thinking about. sometimes i think about you my tiny redhead friend. i think about your lana del rey aesthetics and the way you always look so cool, because you look fucking cool, you know that. and i think that maybe you just want to run away from your problems? this is some fake ass psychology stuff i’m getting into, but sometimes i feel like you really don’t talk about your feelings. or do anything to express them at all. that’s not good for you. and i know i’m just that nerd kid that hangs out with you and had sex with you, but i worry about you. because you are my friend.

☢ for a desperate text 

[text] I FUCKING SPILT HOT SAUCE IN MY EYE HELP ME I’M GOING BLIND

[garrettalves]

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Send ☏ for a vague text

Garrett: Don’t question it. I just need your Netflix account.

Send √ for a long-winded confession text

Garrett: I think you’re not as bad as the grapevine fucking says you are. I mean, I’m a bad guy. I would know what it’s like. But I don’t think you’re like that. I have no idea what the fuck I’m talking about. Why the fuck am I being nice?

[caidenlowndes]

all of them lol bye

Send ✆ for a morning text

[Text]: Good morning!  I not only hope you have amazing day but I hope you enjoyed the sunrise from that amazing view. Hope you watched it because I was watching too.

Send ♔ for an angry text

[Text]: I’m just so ready to give the fuck up. Everything is such bullshit.

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

[Text]: So I’m @ the bar nd u arent here! I keep lokin for a beautifful redhead but they dont compare to u :(

Send ☏ for a vague text

[Text]: Hey, sorry I can’t make it to dinner tonight. I uh.. I have prior commitments that need my attention at the moment. 

Send ⁇ for a worried text

[Text]: Are you okay? I heard sirens on my way home from work and I just want to make sure that it wasn’t for you. If you need anything please don’t hesitate to call or text me.

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

[Text]: Rio has a rash. and she keep screaming about how much it hurts. I don’t know what to do but I’m about to call the doctor.

[Text]: ignore that. That wasn’t for you! Unless you know something about rashes..

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

[Text]:  I’m 23 years old and I think I have a crush. I really shouldn’t know. It’s stupid.

Send ✺for a saucy text

[Text]: I really want to taste you right now.

Send √ for a long-winded confession text

[Text]: There are a lot of things that I haven’t told you about myself. Some things I’m ashamed of and some things, I just don’t know how to say but what I can say is that eating grilled cheese with you has been the most normal that I’ve felt for the first time in a long time. I can’t get you out of my head. And I really wish you saw in yourself what I see in you. You kept talking as if you were nothing when the fact of the matter is that you have the potential to be everything in this world. Please always remember that.  I think you are an amazing, intelligent woman and I just hope that you allow me to get to know that side of you more. Maybe this is way too much or way too strong but I think you’re special. I’m glad I met you and I’m glad you’re in my life.

Send ☠ for a misguided advice text

[Text]:  Sometimes you just have to do whatever it takes to get ahead.

Send ☢ for a desperate text

[Text]: Hey so what are you doing? Mind if I come over? This might be weird but I just really need a place to.. escape for a while. Feel free to say no whenever you can or kick me off your doorstep since I’ll be there in five minutes.

Send ☼ for a congratulatory text

[Text]: Congratulations on your little pup! He is the cutest thing in the world.