cover your crystal eyes.

andrew wells. twenty two. — personally, i'm gonna be sexy dobby, the house elf.

[chydanvcrs-deactivated20161229]

“–um..”

[dammitwells]

“Um is right, honestly.”

[notaholidaybillie-blog]

“They’re not even… how could you… eww”

[dammitwells]

“I just. I feel like I’m going to go through a very serious recluse time in my house. I gave up on the world.”

[nbdvictoria-deactivated20151224]

“I… I don’t usually swear, but what the fuck?”

[dammitwells]

“I don’t know, I think my brain melted the minute I heard that.”

[notaholidaybillie-blog]

“That’s sick, not in a good way”.

[dammitwells]

“I know. I didn’t even find it funny. I can’t understan how we got here.”

[dammitwells]

This girl in class today said that if she had a pet minion, she’d fuck it three times a day. I was so shocked, I left.

[maximilian-vega]

“Would duct tape help fix the crack that’s on my right lens, Andrew?”

[dammitwells]

“Eh, well, yes. If you don’t mind your field of vision being reduced.”

[jfcjohanna-blog]

“Ha! I got ya! What are we drinking tonight? You clean up nice, huh?”

[dammitwells]

“Hello there, my good woman. We’ll drink anything you want, my treat. I know, I know. I just don’t clean up nice daily because the world couldn’t function with all this beauty.”

[dammitwells]

Text Message » Anyone

Bo: Scandinavia is so so gorgeous!

Bo: I never want to leave this place...

Bo: Kidding, kidding, I miss you muppets too much for that.

Wells: oooo scandinavia, fancy.

Wells: isn't there where scanners were created? or am i just mistaking the names?

[samdxrtmouth-blog]

“Leave town for a week for.. Well, you don’t need to know that, and my room mate’s ditched town and I’m now stuck with a place I can’t afford. Does this surprise anyone? No? Me neither. Long story short, do you need me to do anything you can pay me for?”

[dammitwells]

“You do realize how that question sounds, right? If I were you, I’d knock on Matthew McConaughey’s door, see if he gets you a job in the next Magic Mike.”

[maximilian-vega]

“I can’t believe my glasses broke.” The male sighed. “Now, what am I going to do until I get a new pair?”

[dammitwells]

“May I introduce you to the wonder that is duct tape, Maximilian?”

[fifityshadesofplaid]

“Can anyone tell me why there are naked girls running out of my apartment?”

[dammitwells]

“I don’t know. So far I thought I was hallucinating this.”

[jfcjohanna-blog]

It’s cool because it’s you, you dingus. But I do like it. I’m sorry, does it involve your dad? Do you wanna talk about it? We can sit here and talk all night long.

[dammitwells]

Aw, you’ll make me blush, Jo. It does, well, partly. My mom’s organized a will.

[olivewhitexx]

The coolest thing ever is that although the force that holds all the planets at a distance is one of the strongest forces in the world and it’s never seen. I mean, that’s incredible. Our world relies on something invisible.

[dammitwells]

Did you just scientifically proved the existence of the force? Master Yoda would be thrilled.

[anitaxlee]

“So — you’re gonna act like you didn’t see anything, okay? I promise you, I’m completely sober.”

[dammitwells]

“Didn’t see what?”

[jfcjohanna-blog]

Don’t you ever try not to be weird, it’s who you are. How was your trip?

[dammitwells]

It’s only cool because you like it. Oh, it was okay. I had to sort out a few things, you know. Not cool things, but like, realistic things.

[nataliekarkaroff]

“All I’m picturing right now is animated skeletons grinding on each other while wearing Hogwart’s house scarf’s and I’m wondering how on earth that’s supposed to turn someone on.”

[dammitwells]

“I am completely supportive of empirical tests and all, but in that case, I don’t even wanna know how. I think I’m scarred enough by now.”

[georgiaxriley-blog]

“Boots, actually. It was actually pretty hot. I came.”

“I’m totally kidding. I did watch the whole thing, though.”

[dammitwells]

“For a moment there I was in shock. That is so fucking wrong. Was it live-action?”