CONNORS: I'm about to blow my GD brains out.
STEVENSON: hey, me too, if it's anything
CONNORS: No seriously I'm about to put in my two weeks. This is fucking bullshit. This is bullshit, how are we supposed to do facial construction and personality building if the guy won't even find some input.
CONNORS: They put us and eight other people - three more than normal btw - on this gonk job like "gg ezpz dw about it" and it's been A YEAR
CONNORS: A YEAR
CONNORS: OF TRAILING THIS GUY TO HIS PSYCHOPATHICALLY CLEAN APARTMENT AND THEN TO THE GYM AND WORK AND BACK AGAIN. AND I'M SUPPOSED TO DESIGN THIS A SOULMATE? THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AAAAART I LITERALLY
STEVENSON: ........connors
STEVENSON: it's been like seven months choom. relax, ok? we knew this was gonna be hard. the second they put Harris on the team we knew this was fucked, that guy only gets called when socmed is nonexistent. we don't know him yet but we will, okay? we still haven't tried the waitress at the after work spot he hits with those other freaks
CONNORS: NO!! WE HAVENT!! BECAUSE WE DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF WOMAN HE LIKES BECAUSE HE FUCKING COLLATERAL-DAMAGE-MURDERED THE FIRST TWO TRIES
STEVENSON: sarah's not dead shes just.... fuck yeah idk if she's coming back from that one corp was talkin severance
STEVENSON: nah but really. those two were shots in the dark anyway, we just gotta nail it. remember that bartender he kept eyeing but never did anything with? the fuckin
CONNORS: Yes YES the short little blonde thing what about her
STEVENSON: so that's our physical blueprint, right?
CONNORS: If it were that easy, I'd already have a faceplate designed and a wardrobe picked out and skincare routine established. No, that's not our blueprint. He talks to hundreds of those a week - uninterested. Just fucking uninterested. What if he's not into women, what if—?
STEVENSON: HARD NO HARD NO HARD NO DO NOT SEND HIM A MAN, YOU WILL BLOW COVER. notes from coporate EXPRESSLY forbid this WAYYY too hot a topic
CONNORS: THIS IS WHY I WANT TO FUCKKNG QUIT FUCK
STEVENSON: oh my god choom. okay fine we'll switch recon shifts next week. he's got the weekly outing so we'll see about sending some piece of ass to the table. maybe get a group conversation going and see if we can't pull anything. wait till hes DRUNK though. oh that's an idea.
CONNORS: meet me at the ramen shop on 4th and central. let's chat















