#kept going

[that1notetaker]

Hijack movie au: In which Jack was there all along. Trust me it happened. If we believe it hard enough then it’s canon, that’s how it is, we don’t make the rules. The man in the moon does, and he says gay rights. He might have asshole behaviors but being homophobic is not one of them

[whoreocookiesnmilk]

Men asking me if I can ride like I didn’t honest to gods brake my own fucking couch.

Relax, I got this.

[deathpactagainn]

bombjay CLEANSE for the soul

[hashtagarting]

More power of the stars posting because I can

[dinosaurwithablog]

Flavia Saraiva, from the Brazilian Women's Gymnastics Team, started off sooooooo well. Unfortunately, she fell during her routine. She should get an award for the way she carried on after that fall. She was poised, graceful, and had a big smile on her face. She was enchanting. That's hard to do. She gets the gold in poise, in my opinion!!! It was a great routine!!

[startrekficrecs]

So I. Started writing a Soulmate fic where Kirk and Spock share a Word but thanks to Tarsus iv Kirk's word was scarred beyond legibility, and now Kirk is suffering alone with the knowledge that he is Spock's soulmate.

Except. I wanted to write the tarsus backstory and it kept getting longer and longer and now it's 6000 words long prequel to a one shot that was only ever supposed to be 5000 words or less, and I haven't even STARTED with the main story and I'm just

So annoyed at my brain but also really enjoying writing about my blorbo's Tragic Backstory (tm)

Anyway, it's a lot.

[peachiesnake]

@mossy-box yknow i think ijosdlk i got carried away

without the Weapons(tm)

ALSO I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FUNNY FINDING OUT JUST HOW BIG HE WAS

[service4cops]

Officer: “That’s quite a mouth you have on you. Why don’t you put it to good use!”

So he stopped by, made me lie down on he bed, pinned my hands above my head, unzipped, mounted my face, and rode my mouth to release . . . repeatedly, not letting up for s second, even between loads, telling me “I’m gonna fucking empty my balls in your mouth”, which three loads later, he did. 

When he was done, he dismounted, made me suck him clean, and zipped up, ready for duty. As he was leaving I asked him how I did. “A-plus kid” he grinned, adding “I’ll see you around”, as he left. 

Can’t wait.