#kept's posts

[keptanonymous]

No thoughts just: brattylittlesiblings! Sully kids hiding in a random marui like they were allowed to do in a forest so they don't have to do swimming practice when they suddenly hear:

Spider: Don't you guys have swimming practice?

They try to stay calm. They fail.

They scream and run/leap/crawl out of the marui, except for Tuk who gives Spider the saddest face ever, which he is not moved by.

One by one he hunts his three other baby siblings down, carrying each one.

Spider may not be tall but he's Strong.

He carries Lo'ak under his arm, Kiri over his shoulder and is sadly unable to carry Neteyam since Tuk has already koala beared herself around him. He does hold his hand though.

Spider guides his siblings to their swimming lessons, tells them to behave, wishes Aonung, Tsireya, and Roxto good luck and leaves.

He spends the most of the day learning new weaving techniques from the elders and doesn't flinch when Lo'ak runs past the pod screaming bloody murder about the crab on his tail.

Sigh.

[keptanonymous]

Head empty just Spider taking everything he has learned from each parental figure Canon or otherwise and turning it into one massive combo move 🔥

Yknow those games where the character does a move that looks like a cutscene? Yeah he does that

Bonus points if each parental figure gets to see him do this and are just like 🤭 aww look at him he's so cute while everyone else is like 😦

Just let Spider be a cool warrior fighter okay? That's all I want 😔

[keptanonymous]

Wait a second... what she doing to his eye?? Is she healing his eye did something happen to it?? Is it bruised?? What did she just decide to check his eyes too just to make sure?? Eywa literally wrapped him up in a blanket (like a baby swaddle) which is cute! Why is she messing with his eye?? Are we finally getting glowing Spider eyes?? Breathing is obviously a priority but I would love the eyes also 👀

Eywa never ceases to amaze me 🥰 She loves our boy

[keptanonymous]

My favorite part of thinks up Spider angst (because I will be making more.) Is Neteyam knowing about it.

Say Spider gets captured and Jake continues his habit of not doing anything about it, Neteyam knows mainly because the kiddos tell him. But either way he knows something is off.

Lets just say that anything that happens in the living world can be felt vaguely in the spirit world. So Teyam knows something is off and he knows it has to do with his little big bro.

The Sully kids actively start tattling to him when something bad happens to Spider. Obviously he can't do anything about it but he appreciates them coming to him anyway.

Yknow how I just said that anything that happens in the living world is felt in the spirit world? Well it kinda works vise versa! The people can feel when the spirits are displeased in a way.

So that means Jake and Neytiri know. After the battle to protect the tulkuns, and humans leave again, Eywa is more aware. So they can feel not just her displeasure but their son's.

Its especially hard to miss when he starts getting... petty.

The unconsciousness and the spirit world are connected in a way, which is why it is preferred to pass on in sleep.

So Tey essentially starts appearing in not just his parents dream but in others as well.

Neteyam may not have been able to show it since he was so focused on being a good example, but he's a bit of brat.

He won't really say anything, he'll just stare at you ominously. Arms crossed, eyes wide. It's as creepy as it sounds.

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Idk man okay? Just something bad happening to Spider and Neteyam's soul quietly being very very unhappy about it.

[keptanonymous]

Afaa spoilers 👇

I just love the interaction between Spider and Sa'ata! Yknow the one where Spider says he has to piss and Sa'ata bends down to drink water, and Spider is just like "Good idea! Drink first, pee later."

And I love that interaction because it's just so silly!

And it feels sorta... idk out of character(??) for an JC avatar movie and it completely throws you off the scent for what is about to happen...

I also like it because it shows Spider's relationship with the Fauna of Pandora! Because you can tell that Sa'ata has no problem being near Spider and seems to sort of acknowledge that he is there. They just chilling and I love it!

[keptanonymous]

You know... Spider Socorro is such a pretty name.

Just rolls right off the tongue. Just say it.

Spider Socorro.

Magnificent.

[keptanonymous]

I'M SORRY???!?!?!

Varaang meeting Spider

Spider doing tsaheylu

Spider shooting ash people

Spider screaming that he's going to kill Quaritch

Spider under the tree of souls????

WHAT????

YESSSSS!!!

SUCK ON IT HATERS

CHOKE TO DEATH ON IT!!

[keptanonymous]

Here is a silly one-shot featuring Tuk and Spidey, in which the Sullies and High Camp learns that Tuk is a lot like her Grandma (and Mama)

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Spider sits on the examination table, smiling as best as he can at his family despite his obvious discomfort.

Tuk is particularly antsy as she sits in Jake's knee, the man being forced to kneel in order to fit in the cabin. Spider and his siblings are still getting used to him being so... present?

Norm: Alright kiddo... ready to get the blood test done?

He asked as Max wiped Spider's arm with a alcohol pad.

Spider (nervous but trying to hide it): Yep!

Norm's eyes soften, and he offers the kid (that he's known since he was a baby, Eywa this is his fault too isn't it) a gentle smile: Don't worry Spider, it's just on pinch with one needle! Just try to rela-

Tuk: Needle!?!

Tuk leaps off, her legs barely missing Tsireya who flinches in surprise and leans into Lo'ak, before blushing shyly. Lo'ak himself offers his girlfriend a soothing smile before moving to catch his sister, who is just barely faster than him.

Max and Norm yelp as Tuk leaps onto Spider's lap, and he holds her easily despite only being a few inches taller than her. (Eywa.. Spider wonders how much longer he can hold his baby sister)

Tuk (with a shockingly vicious tone, her tail batting at Max like a whip): NO. No needles! BACK!

Jake watches his youngest baby, awed and amused by his mate's expression on her face. Meanwhile Spider hushes his sister gently, pulling her against him.

Spider (a professional at comfort, especially when it comes to his siblings): Tuk-tuk I know this is upsetting but it's something we need to do.

Tuk turns to her brother, frowning and poking his cheek to make him laugh.

Tuk: But Spideyyyy, you HATE needles!

Spider smiles at her nickname for him, knowing she would throw a tantrum if anyone else used it.

Spider: I know... but it'll be quick and Norm is a professional.

Tuk notices Norm and Max nod, rolling her eyes with a pout.

Tuk: Fine. But if you-

Norm: Don't worry Tuk, we've got this! Like I said it's just a little pinch!

A silence fills the air, Tuk stares unblinkingly at Norm. She hops off Spider's lap.

Tuk: First of all, never. Interrupt. Me again.

Norm gulps.

Tuk: And second of all, you'd better be. Or I'll bite your "Adam's apple" right off its branch!!

She snaps at him for emphasis, Norm looks pale.

Tuk: DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!

Norm: Yes Ma'am!!

Tuk: Good.

She steps back over to Jake and Neytiri. The silence is very loud. Spider does not like silence. Suddenly Lo'ak puts his head in his hands, sniffling dramatically.

Spider: What's wrong with you?

Lo'ak (dramatically wiping his fake tears): I'm just proud!

The room bursts into laughter and Tsireya rolls her eyes.

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Hope you guys enjoyed! Gonna release a post for Norm and Spider soon! Eventually 🫠