#kerplop

[markscherz]

Hello sir! Please behold this handsome creature I espied at my workplace, a botanic garden in the Washington DC Metro area. Nothing rare or special I think but very comfy.

That is indeed a comfy-looking bullfrog (Lithobates catesbeiana)

[sundogscoops]

o also turns out i could have restarted T a while ago just for some reason PP id taking their fucking time acquiring the iNfOrmEd CoNseNt FoRm that says "hey idiot freak did u know your meds r making u ugly and breaking your perfectly fine baby making organs???" and I finally get to say GOOD THAT'S WHAT I WANT ✍🏾✅ and start my dumb meds again

so that's Awesome

[beatmaica]

‘Oops there goes another problem...’ #Kerplop New things are going up at the other address later today. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxz3KOtBvCs/?igshid=184q6www5ehct

[awwsocuteanimals]

Kerplop

[kimjameson]

Anyone missing their songwriters?? @joeleathers, I’m talking to you. #30afest #rosemarybeach #thiscallsforflowers #tulips #30a #kerplop (at Rosemary Beach, Florida)

[wordsofapanda]

When I'm pregnant I'm going to call my baby soybean. It just sounds like a cute nickname and because I'll be waiting until its ripe to plop it out. 

[butter-scars-blog]

Moses Fails the Baby Chicks

>Chicken Sniffer is still new on the job

>Chicken Sniffer has to change the Chick's Water

>Takes him 20 to 30 minutes to clean and change the tanks

>Puts them back into the pen (after also changing the wood flakes)

>Comes back 10 to 20 minutes later

>Chicken Sniffer and I hear a customer complaining

>We find all the chicks soaking wet

>Almost a dozen (12) of them were dead

>Chicken Sniffer and a Manager have to take boxes of chicks to blow dry them off and try to save them from drowning/freezing to death

>Chicken Sniffer was transporting a few chicks in a box

>Box fell out from the bottom

>Chicks went kerplop and died

>Right in front of a customer

>Cue "Oh Shit" face

>Save most of the chicks, only about 20 to 30 of them died by the end of the day

>Chicken Sniffer vows to never let such a massacre happen again

>Averages only about 2 to 3 deaths a day now (most die overnight)

[grandmacrew-blog]

search the tag "kerplop". theres are an orange bunny that will now haunt my conscious forever.