#kevinrants

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I didn’t over eat. I ate half and my other personality ate the other half!

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I wanna pull him into an alley way and beat him senseless. And reduce him to riding a recumbent tricycle with a squeezy horn and a flag that said ‘Kevin did this to me’ forever.

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"S’mores are a snapshot of happiness and I have no words to express how much I hate them."

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"I LOVE your resting bitch face 💕💕"

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Thanks google glass, but the image of myself during sex is the last thing I want to see. Now if you can have it show her Jared Leto you might be on to something. http://www.glassandsex.com/

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TiTP...

So I recently discovered this fucked up thing called ''Thin Privilege''.  That blog consists of: ''I'm fat, but it's other people's fault.'' & ''I'm not fat, people just think I am, but weight is a social construct.'' & even better:'' Being overweight doesn,t mean not being healthy.''  Newsflash: Yes it fucking does. If you are overweight, you are unhealthy. I'm overweighty and I aknowledge my health must be suffering from it. This ''Privilege'' crap is becoming worse than the actual people who are bigots.  I've seen in the last month more people be racist or bigots towards ''privilige'' than any other group towards LGBT or stuff like that.  I've seen TiTP shame Thin people more than I've seen thin people make fun of fat people. There's a fucking problem when the ones being apparently ''oppressed'' are the ones doing most of the oppressing.  Oh and while I'm on the subject of things I find freaking ridiculous: I can live with using the term LGBT*, but when you use LGBTQTAHKWNIKWENKWNKO+every other freaking letter of the alphabet, I'm just gonna assume you're a special snowflake who really needs attention.  Good fucking day. 

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Halloween

"Who carves pumpkins!?! Let’s carve people." 

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"...jeans so tight his testes are having a civil war."