#keycaster

[blooddiesel]

"tristan rowan. self-styled titfuck. interest in assholes and taint and perhaps tainted assholes."

[goresoline]

THIS IS TUMBLR USER KEYCASTER'S FAULT.

[06:22] SP: SHRIEKBIRD.

[06:22] HH: TRISTAN SAYS I HAVE MULTIPLE NIPPLES AND HE'S BEING MEAN TO ME!!!! FUCK.

[06:22] SP: PUNCH HIM IN THE KNEECAP.

[06:24] HH: OKAY I FUCKING WILL.

[06:24] HH: SHIT'S AN OUTRAGE.

[06:24] SP: I UNDERSTAND.

[06:24] SP: IT'S OKAY MER.

[06:24] SP: YOU HAVE THE PROPER AMOUNT OF NIPPLES.

[06:24] HH: I DO. TWO. FUCKING ONE AND TWO.

[06:25] SP: HAVE YOU NAMED THEM?

[06:25] HH: YOU CAN ACCOUNT FOR THIS TOO RIGHT? YOU'VE SEEN ME SHIRTLESS, YES? ONCE. MAYBE.

[06:25] HH: ....

[06:25] HH: NO, I HAVEN'T FUCKING NAMED MY NIPPLES YOU STUPID FUCK.