#keyhore

[adobabe]

keyhore replied to your video post: “Conan’s birthday cake”:

omg the way u all say "to you" is so freaking cute

oh, why? does it sound weird?

[hobibum-blog]

dude it still blows my mind sometimes that u follow me too like what the fuck

dlfksljerl GUYS I'M NOT ALL THAT SPECIAL SRSLY

[adobabe]

I'm not a native speaker but I took french for roughly nine years so I'm doing my best on the pronunciation of 'ton queue est trop petit pour elles. va t'en' which means 'your dick is too small for them (3rd person plural female). go away.'

[adobabe]

HAHAHAH OH GOD IF ONLY I KNEW HOW TO PRONOUNCE THAT WITHOUT FUCKING IT UP

want me to make an audio post? lol

[adobabe]

the only time i can remotely tolerate him is when he speaks french other than then i cant even stand to listen to him but recently hes been really nice to me and i think its probs bc he likes my two best friends here and im like ?????/ u tyna get me to hook u up bruh i dont fuckn think so u dickbag

just be all like

ton queue est trop petit pour elles. va t'en.

[adobabe]

theres this sophomore at my school that just makes me want to vomit with irritation but whenever he speaks french im like hell yeah u can do that in the bedroom

lol ppl who speak sexy foreign languages are dangerous

[wishyounew]

i think the whole jonghyun thing is being blown out of proportion why does everything have to be a social justice issue like can we not do that

I’m like 100% sure whatever he meant was lost in translation, and the people starting the drama are taking the translation as 100% fact. and you can’t do that 

(ps. nice blog)

[adobabe]

people are weird like that ive been getting messages like "ohmygod mormons believe _____ ?????????" and im just so sick of it im just "yes we fucking do so what"

link their asses to the fucking wikipedia page about that and maybe religious tolerance to top it off. you are not an encyclopedia. you do not have an obligation to explain your faith to anybody.