#keypingitreal

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hey guys in lieu of the new plushes dropping

first two are regular, second are compressed idiots for discord. enjoy and if you guys ask nice i'll do feferi. :-)

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hey im asking really nicely….. could you pretty please with a cherry on top make spinning feferis 👀

first two are regular, second two are compressed enough to be discord emojis ! enjoy :-) (i’ll probs make some of the other plushes too, it’s quite fun)

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computer show me butch4butch davekat with transfem dave and transmasc karkat

compyter please. where are the results

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when you make good bro aus i think you should still make bro strider weird as hell. he would be putting on puppet comedy shows in the living room for dave and dave would be like, 12-13 years old trying so hard not to cringe at his weird ass brother doing a one man puppet show.

like you KNOW he made sweet bro and hella jeff puppets and is acting out parts of the comic with them and dave is sitting there thinking abt being anywhere else besides there bc it’s embarrassing as hell to dave

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HOUSE.AI CARE PROGRAM: v1, v2, & v3

A Dirk Splinter OC / Post-game AU

Version1:

HOUSE.AI (Referred to as “House”) is a program Dirk created as a sort of “reminder” system for him to take better care of himself.

This includes sending reminders to help him remember to shower, eat consistent meals, take his meds, and maintain a healthy sleep schedule via a vitals-monitoring bracelet and multiple cameras placed throughout his home.

He didn’t want to accidentally create any more AI-related splinters, (Lil’ Seb, Brobot, Lil’ Hal, Etc.) so he specifically takes a lot of care of making sure it doesn’t have any “unnecessary” outside influence. It is confined to its own code, and it can only access the cameras and the bracelet.

House is not connected to any type of microphone/audio transmitter-receiver, nor is Dirk able to communicate with House directly besides going into a Linux-esque terminal on his computer to input additional commands/rulesets. The House’s text (Output) color is white, while Dirk’s text (Input) is orange.

Version2:

HOUSE.AI has been given the following updates to its program within 2 months after v1 was implemented. Dirk programmed The House to turn off lights whenever he leaves the room, as it's common for him to forget to turn them off.

The bracelet has been updated to track and monitor Dirk's sleep cycle and provides a timeframe of how long he slept that night. House has been given facial recognition software and info about Dirk’s friends and family to better keep track of who he spends time with and how often he should plan to do so. This comes in the form of reminders and a simple calendar, with House over time learning how often Dirk likes to visit each friend and scheduling accordingly.

Version3:

Updated ~3 months after v2. Dirk has updated the lights function to turn on the lights whenever he enters a room. The bracelet is updated to record Dirk's quality of sleep and recommend the ideal amount of time he can stay awake before his productivity starts going down. The House is now connected to the locks on the front door due to Dirk's forgetfulness. It locks and unlocks the door based on if Dirk is awake or asleep. --------------------------------- It/Its for HOUSE.AI/(The) House, He/Him for Dirk v3 isn't the last version of House to exist! These are the main updates/changes it receives as it is gaining sentience / before Dirk realizes its sentient.

@cakegills is the co-creator of HOUSE.AI! so go check her out !! :-]

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homewrecking whatever relationship bro strider and lil cal have except instead of going for the loser fail man i go for the ultimately superior plush puppet like a fucking #winner

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holy fart

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had the fucking GENIUS IDEA to make a dirk splinter oc. will put down the information about this later because genuinely i’m cooking rn with lore about it

currently calling it “The House” but the name will most likely change. at least, when it gets an identity :-)