Re: Job Application
My incredibly intelligent friend who likes to pretend that he doesn’t speak proper English filled out that fake job application that I posted last night in his own little way.
Name: one pizza that got bone in it. Sex: is not the same as gender, check you're privilege. Age: doesn't matter. Love is love. Language(s): a form of communication which is the medium of this application. Country of Birth: doesn't yet exist but it would be an African nation. Professional Experience: an especially severe mid-life crisis. Position for Application: was found on the sidewalk outside you're office. Qualities: are described using adjectives. Summary: Name, Sex, Age, Language(s), Country of Birth, Professional Experience, Position for Application, Qualities