#kiara-w

[a-non-ymouswriter]

YOOO!! Butterfly Reign is amazing!!! Every chapter destroys my heart but I know it's gonna be worth it. I already knew about Remarried Empress before, I read everything I could find of the novel and now I'm translating the korean page because I'm impatient...

IKR???

it's so pog and i am so looking forward to the faceslapping of the characters. i want them to get whiplash and feel bad as they see tommy/navier go be happy without them

it's one of my favorite tropes ever.

though i'm wondering if the author of butterfly reign will do a redemption for the royal family, i definitely wouldn't mind if they did so long as it's natural and not forced you know? at least ranboo isn't as manipultive as rashta! but if they don't, then that's alright! JUST GIVE ME THE FACESLAPPING PARTS THANKS :D

also lmao understandable, finding a good novel and having to wait for the next update of the translation is painful. but i'd rather wait.

[thunderbottle]

For the ask game! 6?

OKAY I JUST ANSWERED THIS ONE BUT I WENT THORUGH MY ARCHIVE AND I LIED IT WAS THIS HELLSCAPE ISTG WHY DID I INK THE ENTIRE THING

[jommythemememan]

this piece is foe @kiara-w and her amazing badgermao zine piece jfaiopasefj. YOU DID SO WELL AND NOW I SHALL CRY A link to the piece can be found here

[a-non-ymouswriter]

Do you know what would be funny? Fatherinnit meets Dadbee after many years, right? Kind of awkward, the kids do a lot of the talking, Theo wants to leave to clear his head, and Toby also wishes to process what just happen, but he manages to ask Theo if he's gonna stay in the area... and Theo doesn't know, he just says they will be around. And they don't see each other for a WHILE, the kids do, and that's how Toby and Theo get to know about each other again through them. They also win the titles of "uncle" there... Months pass and Theo gets his first job, some shady guys want him to kill a person who has been a problem for them for a while and they were willing to pay a good amount of money. Theo accepts, he plans to use the money to settle down in that cool spruce forest away from the main city. The funny part? Toby is the person he needs to kill. Do we have angst here? Nah... Theo is actually curious about how Toby managed to piss off those assholes, and they end up having a little camping trip. Just the two of them, talking about the kids, crazy adventures they have. But then Theo remembers his mission, he was gonna say "fuck it" and go back without doing anything... But Toby said, "We could just fake my death, you know?" And he said it in such a simple way that Theo couldn't avoid laughing. They end up doing it, and Fatherinnit also gets more money because he told them "The fucker was a pain to kill, I think that makes me deserving of more." What were they gonna say? No? To THE Theseus! They laugh and split the money, Theo asks what is Toby gonna do now? Dadbee is not sure, probably move, maybe going on a trip, until Theo asks... "Do you want to live with me?" It was an impulse, some old part of Theo's mind where he didn't have a filter to his words. He was gonna take it back, but Toby was already excited and seeing him like that made Theo realize that he did want to live with him. And that's how the idiots started to live together... At least my headcanon.

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PFPFSFPPDSDSDKJISAFHBA

absolute gold

canon, i declare this canon!!! if you don't mind that is, i just- i really like this premise as well and i don't have any other ideas on how they first moved in with each other

but yes, this is just great X)

these idiots, finally together after all this time!

[a-non-ymouswriter]

Fatherinnit headcanon. After Dadbee and Enderdad became part of the family, Techno asked if he could braid their hair, he didn't mention that Theo was the one who gave him the idea (I imagine that by that point, even though he wouldn't say it out loud, Theo has come to terms with himself that he wants Tubbo and Ranboo to be his just as much he wants to be theirs. And he wants them to be part of his kids' everyday lives.) So he advises his son to "Do something creative with them, they haven't changed that damn hairstyle in years." But Techno does something better. While braiding Toby's hair after a training session, Dream expresses interest, and Techno doesn't wait a single second to say "Want me to teach you?" He does the same with Eret (who also asks Techno to braid their hair) and with lots of patience he manages to teach little Q. But when the child asks to braid Theo's hair it's a very clear NO from Techno's side. I think he would try to lie to Little Q and say something like "Dad's very picky of who touches his hair. You'll have to braid for at least one hundred years to be worthy of doing it." The kid takes that as a challenge and Ranboo ends up being used as a practice dummy for days. Theo scolded Techno for that, although he was also laughing at Ranboo who did not look very pleased with lots of hair clips and loose braids. But the adults got it. Techno and Theo braiding each other's hair is special. It's their thing. The only other people allowed to touch Theo's hair (according to Techno) are his brothers with his supervision and Toby, who cuts Theo's hair when "It's starting to look like a dirty mop again, bossman." (I got a ficlet of that but it's not polished yet) and Ranboo gets that privilege too once he gains Techno's trust. In other words, the three fathers end up with braided hair. They look at themselves, and they feel happy for being part of something bigger, their family.

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SOFT. TECHNO. AND. THEO. SUPREMACY.

we see it, we love it and we want it.

bedrock boys enjoying the softness in this dad au

and just, techno being an absolute sweetheart here. young blood champion having some family time with his family.

you've gotten me convinced with hair-stylist techno, its up there with tailor theo/tommy. its a favorite now. i love this, so much.

technoblade is a great warrior, and a hair stylist, i will fight everyone on this.

[a-non-ymouswriter]

Would Theo like the Glare mob?

yes

hands down

he would absolutely save as much glares and cows while the crimson is spreading. he almost cries when dream has to kill an infected glare.

he and dream used to have glares in the stronghold at the start but as the crimson spread and the end of the world steadily came closer, he moved the glares and cows and whatever animals they had left to foolish who could keep them safe the longest in his temple.

[a-non-ymouswriter]

Don’t know if I should say this, but here’s some sort of “deleted scene” of the last ficlet. I thought of adding this as a little funny ending but I like more the tone of the original. Regardless, this is what happens after that.

After Ranboo got his ring, he wanted to give something to Theo, something just as special. He got an idea and asked Theo’s boys, “Does he still likes flowers by any chance?” It took him some time, help from the kids (they blackmail him to keep the secret) but he managed to make a big and beautiful allium bouquet. Theo looked at it for a second before asking him with a suspicious tone. “Are you fucking flirting with me?” That was not what he was expecting. “What- but you gave me-” “I’ll have you know, Ranboo, that I’m married already.” “Yeah, I know! So am I!” “Oh really?” Tobias appeared and put an arm over Theo’s shoulder. Then you should know how bad it is to flirt with a taken man when you’re married yourself, boo.“ "You cheat on me first!” “That’s different, I thought you were dead.” “Oh c'mon-” He was about to say something else when Theo’s hand was on his chest giving him one of the alliums. “I’m making dinner, so you fuckers better get the kids.” The flowers decorated the house for various days, in glass vases, in Niki and Eret’s hair, in a small crown for little Q, and inside one chest so the trio could remember the sweet scent of it whenever they wanted.

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aoidthdun LOVE IT

i mean yeah i would’ve loved to read this part of the original but i agree that the ending it had was more suited and good. i still love this tho, bc bench trio husbands go into shenanigans

can you imagine what outsiders think?

they think dadboo’s cheating on dadbee with fatherinnit, they think dadbee’s trying to flirt with fatherinnit despite being married to dadboo, they think fatherinnit is an unwilling reciprocate and two weird guys are stalking him and trying to gain his attention

the possibilities for misunderstandings are endless and that’s just the parents

can you imagine the kids?

techno! i think your dad is being cheated on by that man! dream, isn’t that your dad? isn’t he married to mr boo? NIKI QUICK YOUR DAD IS BEING HARRASSED BY TWO WEIRD GUYS

[a-non-ymouswriter]

Rewind meets Canon. Remember the staircase to heaven made out of barrier blocks by Drista? If Toby sees Tommy at the top of that thing he could be like "Tommy, how did- can you please get down? Should I go up?!" And he's placing water around like crazy. Tubbo thinks he might be exaggerating a little. Sure Tommy can be reckless, but he's not THAT reckless. And yeah, maybe Tommy and heights are not a pleasant combination, but is not like he's looking to jump... right? And if Theo is looking from the distance, he could be having some unpleasant memories.

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definitely bring bad memories for theo, for a lot of reasons. but the fact that the chaos goddess he 'hallucinated' apparently created the invisible stairs to heaven- it really makes him doubt what the fuck happened before.

but yeah, tobias is really worried for tommy whenever they're somewhere high