Sep 10, 2013
(6) fangs;
Vampire costumes were even worse than werewolf costumes, in Derek’s opinion. The fake blood, the capes and the fangs. The fangs were the worst. They were stupid and pointy and had no logical reason to be that big. Wouldn’t it hamper them from feeding? He really didn’t understand human customs sometimes. However, what he understood even less was why his mother had put a vampire costume (fangs and all) on three year Cora for the fancy dress party in the town hall. She looked ridiculous! Derek’s costume was miles better, because he had dressed up as his father for Halloween.
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