#kid!satan

[harunayuuka]

Lucifer: If something happens to me, what will you do?

Kid Satan: Attend your funeral.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: I'm giving you up for adoption.

[harunayuuka]

Lucifer: What's my illness, doc?

Kid Satan: *dressed as a doctor* Grumpiness and lack of consideration.

MC: Damn. That hits hard.

Lucifer: *frowns* *then sigh* So is there any possible treatment for me?

Kid Satan: Yes. Give me your hand.

Lucifer: ???

Kid Satan: *gives him cat-shaped gummy bears* Eat one in the morning, one in the afternoon, and one in the evening, and another one before you go to sleep.

Lucifer: That's a lot.

MC: He wants you to overdose.

MC: *laughs when Lucifer glares at them*

Kid Satan: Oh. And no sleeping with MC for a week.

MC and Lucifer: ...

MC: Why?

Kid Satan: I don't want a sibling.

[harunayuuka]

Kid Satan: Meow! MEOWWW!

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: MC, can you translate what he's trying to say? You know I only speak to dogs.

MC: Your son wants a hug.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: Oh.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: Can I answer back with a bark?

MC: ...

MC: *looks at Satan*

Kid Satan: *nods*

Lucifer: *clears throat* Woof.

MC: *loses it*

[harunayuuka]

Kid Satan: MC? Have you already picked a name for your baby?

MC: I have a few choices but... I don't think they suit him.

Kid Satan: ...

Kid Satan: I'll name him instead. Is that okay?

MC: Why, of course! What do you have in mind?

Kid Satan: *looks at their baby*

Kid Satan: Stealth. Stealth should be his name.

MC: Why Stealth?

Kid Satan: You and Lucifer made him behind my back.

Lucifer: *coughs on his coffee*

MC: ...

MC: Erm... You have a point. I'll consider that.

[harunayuuka]

Kid Satan: *looking sternly at Lucifer and MC's baby*

Lucifer: Do you think he's mad?

MC: Nah. I don't think that's it.

Kid Satan: *smiles evilly* I'll teach this child arson.

Lucifer: *frowns* Satan.

MC: *wheezes*

[harunayuuka]

MC: Lucifer, I put your son in cat jail and I have never seen such a happy prisoner before.

Kid Satan: Meowie! *giggles*

Lucifer: You surrounded him with cats. Of course he's going to be happy about it.

[harunayuuka]

MC: Satan, don't cry— *cracks up*

Kid Satan: *frowns* *wiping his tears off*

*a few moments ago*

Kid Satan: *lying on the couch* *reading a book*

Lucifer: *half awake* *passes by* *sees Satan*

Lucifer: *then looks at MC who's just entering the living room*

Lucifer: MC, whose child is that? *pointing at Satan*

[harunayuuka]

MC: He's a 10, but he cries when he doesn't feel his dad sleeping next to him.

Lucifer: ...

Kid Satan: *blushes in embarrassment* Stop.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: Come here, Satan. I was busy lately so—

Kid Satan: NO! *runs to his room, slamming the door shut*

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: Should I take some days off or a full-month vacation?

MC: There's going to be a cat parade next month.

Lucifer: I see. I'll take a year.