#kiddo2

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1 bag of mixed nuts + 1 gifted kid =

0 mixed nuts

Now you may think they are eaten. You are mistaken.

[ruthiesrambles2]

Give you three guesses why I've just bought 5 of these for kiddo2

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Having the realisation that in about a year we are going to be living the chorus of this song

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I just can't with kids TV anymore there's a fucking cucumber on a stage singing some sultry burlesque-esque song about being "cool under pressure" it's wearing make up and heels and there's a crowd of vegetables cheering it on

Like what the FUCK

This is worse than the line "I've got big dog energy" being sung by a schnauzer the other day

When they talk about TV rotting kids brains...

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I love that carrying babies in slings is called Babywearing. It's just a great word. Yes good afternoon I am wearing week old pyjamas, a piece of stretchy fabric, and an infant. FASHION.

I do feel quite snazzy when I tandem carry though. Mom jeans, a holey jumper, and BOOM a child on both sides. A mama sandwich.

"you've got your hands full" bitch that's the point my hands are FREE because I'm not pushing a pram and holding reins. Free cuddles. Got two kids down for a nap AND went to the Post Office. Girl I'm drinking my cup of tea HOT.

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Went to register kiddo2 today so congrats bebe on your legal personhood and name. Thanks for sleeping the whole appointment, A+ baby behaviour, much appreciated.

[ruthiesrambles2]

Hello I have a son now and I am not coping with 2 kids and no sleep send help

Alas no snowpiercer name but his initial is M so just imagine an upside down Wilford badge idk

It has been a wild 48 hours

[ruthiesrambles2]

Please send the magic baby dust for things to progress tonight 🙏