#kidmikecudi

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How to lie and get your food fixed at a resturant

Me: Oh fuck, I forgot to ask for no bananas. I actually have a banana allergy.

Mike: Don't eat it, you'll die.

Me: No, it'll just be really hard to swallow or breathe, like when I get really sick.

Casual conveniently located resturant worker: Fire up another one! No bananas, banana allergy!

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I'm on Skype and all of my friends are trash talking my nurse while she's here.

[v-rsity]

never talking to u ever again

[v-rsity]

mike or gio make a tinychat