#kill me!!!!!!!!

[lordgolden]

our closing is supposed to be on friday and we hired movers for saturday but we're not going to know if we can move in or not that day until tomorrow morning (allegedly) LMAOOOOOO i'm about to freak the fuck out. seller's fault, not mine. after I jumped through hoops of fire because he wanted a three week closing smfh

[neallo]

making a new masterpost. if you guys don't clap and cheer for me when i'm done i'm blowing up this whole building

[aiglamenee]

listen when I heard about kiriona I didn’t really think I would like her. she’s too princely! I thought. she’s too polished! where’s gideon nav! but here I am filled with delight and grief for her every time she’s even mentioned because every single thing mentioned is like being stabbed. she grew very still when crux said aiglamene was dead. kill me

[mossypax]

@doebt IS LETTING ME POST IT EVERYONE LOOK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drella]

lmao i forgot how homophobic my brothers are :-)

[laughtersilvered]

holie fuck I do not need to see shit on facebook with “10 years ago” beside it

[scottspack]

hi so i have free time and wifi for the first time today so here’s my story there’s this girl on my trip who is like taller than me and she’s half-mexican and she’s gorgeous and like immediately i was the eyes emoji bc im fucking gay and she's cute and we had become friendly at the pre-trip meetings but y'all im not kidding you within the first few HOURS of being in LA she was all over me and being really flirty and touchy and shit and at first i was like "hold it back liv dont be gay" but then she like was playing with my hair while we were talking at one point and i was like fuck it im in LA if this girl wants to be gay lets be gay so i full force FLIRTED with her (this was all on friday) like i have never flirted with a girl this hard i was being brace and obvious and she was FLIRTING BACK!!!!! but then when we were driving with everyone back to the hotel friday night she casually mentioned that she has a boyfriend and when i tell y'all my heart BROKE i was SO CLOSE to an LA fling i could cry so to save my sad gay heart i was like alright im going to distance myself from her and cool off and not keep playing games and shit when she has a boyfriend but she will not leave me alone she's constantly hanging on me and she thinks im hilarious and today we were in different groups and when we met back up she literally JUMPED on me and threw her arms around my neck and was like "oh my god liv i missed you so much!!!" and all this shit and i just. want to die.