#killconey

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Cheesethief: I guess it’s true what they say. There are no straight men in the trenches. Killconey: That’s atheists. There are no atheists in the trenches.

[darrisgrove]

Killconey

Considering Killconey has been inconsistently identified as male and female, I now declare Killconey as gender fluid.

[gayboss-too-close-to-the-sun]

Redwall (Book 1) Oneshot Fic

A sympathetic backstory arc for a villain who didn't need to have been. 

Killconey is a ferret, a ferret who has worked his way up the chain of command almost to Cluny himself. He's a ferret, so he's a murderous rogue. There's no other option, he knows that from experience.

Excerpt: Killconey, one of Cluny’s top captains, stood in Redwall Abbey and hated Basil Stag Hare. He looked down at the ridiculous, patchy creature, and felt the rage grow. “Good grief, shouldn’t think a blaggard like you ever had a mother,” Basil sniffed disdainfully. Killconey had met hares before. ** “Don’t make it hard’r on yerself than it’s goin’ to be, Kipper,” his mother said, twisting and scrambling to face Kipper as she was dragged away. “You be a good lad an’ maybe they’ll let you live. Tell ‘em you don’t mean no harm, Kip. Tell ‘em you’ll be good.”

Words: 853

(I KNOW IT'S SHORT, AND I'M GLAD IT IS, I WROTE THIS WHEN I NEEDED TO BE GOING TO SLEEP. IF I WRITE MORE ONESHOTS FOR THE REST OF THE SERIES THEY WILL GET LONGER AND LONGER AND THAT MAKES ME SAD)

A Blaggard Like You (there is no forgiveness in tomorrow for someone of your blood) - GaybossTooCloseToTheSun - Redwall Series - Brian Jacques [Archive of Our Own]

[lostmousemaid]

Killconey was famously referred to with interchanging her/him pronouns in the first edition of Redwall. Brian later confirmed Killconey was male, but I dunno: seems genderfluid to me!

I drew this during an art jam session on my Discord! You're welcome to join the fun!

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Cheesethief: So you’re non-biney? Like you don’t have any biney?

Killconey: I guess

Cheesethief: That’s so poggers

[lostmousemaid]

Let's pretend for a second that Mr. Jacques did not confirm Killconey's gender.

Instead, let's say Killconey was genderfluid.

Art side of tumblr: Do your thing.

[lostmousemaid]

Killconey is a seriously underrated Redwall baddie. He was hired to do a job and he did it well and with a good attitude. A+ work ethic and teamwork skills. Should have gotten a raise and promotion at his next annual review.

[flutterclouds]

Courtesy of my boyfriend @blazer-the-delphox, new meme format dropped