*Me in a horror movie or a tv show*
Killer: "I want to kill you.. Come here, bitch!"
Me (while trying to evade him):"Wow I like your vibe!"
Killer:"I am trying to hurt you and kill you..."
Me:"Damn you look so hot, doing it..."
Killer:"What the friggin hell----?"
Me:"Baby oh baby!"
Killer:"You're seriously a messed-up person..." *runs away*
















