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SHOOT ME IN THE FOREHEAD RIGHT NOW.
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(SLAMMING HAND ON THE TABLE)
SHOOT ME IN THE FOREHEAD RIGHT NOW.
So I'm using those maps I reblogged like. A week ago? To map how long the oblivion dark brotherhood questline would take based on Niveria's personal experience. I'm also adding in rest times which makes the travel longer.
And I have QUESTIONS. Like. DOES the Dark Brotherhood pay well??? Cause like that's a LOT of travel!
Do they cover travel costs? Inn fees?? Do they help with food ???
The trip from Cheydinhal to the Inn of Ill Omen and back to Cheydinhal is a 37 day roundtrip by foot(18.5 days if you're on horseback) if you estimate about 7-8 hours of total rest time a day ??? And that's not even the furthest distance you have to travel for one of these quests
As a dead human, I hold "not murdering* random innocents" in high regard.
do my eye bags look hot ? am I rotting sexily ? do I look like an attractive corpse ?
The nonsense continues part1 (this is on my side blog)
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I may have gotten a little out of hand in the last post’s tags... but I am suffering from a wound that is already closed to many cause I was late to the party and I need to vent