#killswitched

[demonicarchitect]

@killswitched

“Janet?” He heard the telltale bing that indicated her arrival. Michael turned to address her as he adjusted his tie. “I could use some advice on how to approach the humans. I don’t want to startle them too much when I let them know there in the Good Place. So-- how does one smile?”

[fbiartist]

“Right. I’m dead. Great.” Was the afterlife a good place to have an existential crisis? Probably not, but that’s where she was going with it. “So...what is this place, exactly?”

@killswitched wants starters and gets this one

[workplacehijinks]

shit  i  say  to  my  dog   ╱   always  accepting !   ╱   @killswitched​  said,

                               “ it’s rude to lick someone without permission . ”

❛  ok  hold  on—  i  know  i  did  a  lot  of  things  on  earth,  but  i’m  pretty  confident  in  saying  that  licking  someone  without  permission  wasn’t  one  of  those  things.  i  don’t  think  i  did—  that  i  can  remember  at  least.  and  that  had  to  have  earned  me  some  points  to  get  me  here,  right?  ❜

[archive-vqndekamp]

❛  yes  being  a  lady  takes  effort,  i  prefer  to  behave  with  class  &  dignity.  ❜

@killswitched​​   *   ⤻   𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋,   𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐓.

[roserefined]

“Bold words for someone within voring distance.” The wonderful, and terrifying, thing about Lilli is that she’s rather good at keeping her true intentions hidden, and this isn’t any different. Is this a threat? You wouldn’t find the answer in her eyes, and the only thing the slight curve of her lips was saying was that she was having fun: that didn’t clear anything up. 

🌹❛ @killswitched​​  — sc.

[actssassinmoved]

               @killswitched​ asked : “ i don't know anything                about barry but i think you're cool. “

hey there   ,  seashell   !   i’m still a noob when it comes to the g.ood place   ,   but i think you’re really cool too   !   love having you on my dash   !

how’s my portrayal   ?   /   always accepting   !

[mvndrvke-archive]

@killswitched ♥️ ‘d for a musical lyric starter! ( random muse - janet & merri ) “if it’s true”, hadestown

“So they stood and listened to the poor boy singing.”

[spidaeyaunt-movedd]

killswitched replied to your post “reminder to just hardblock or unfollow me if you don’t want me on your...”

i always end up thinking i accidentally unfollowed someone when someone softblocks

i am confused 4000% of the time when it comes to softblocking. if you hate me, i want you to hate me to the fullest. block me.. block my alias..... don’t have me on my dash. i know i’m annoying and personally, i’m tired of ........ this softblocking business.